Posted on 08/10/2016 5:50:13 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
As a result of reporting on an alleged theft on June 30, an elderly Massachusetts man also managed to get himself charged with solicitation of a prostitute.
This amazing story was recounted in an article published on Wednesday in the Cape Cod Times newspaper. According to the report, court documents allege on June 22 Nicholas Salerno, 90, paid Karen Proia, 48, $100 to perform a sex act. Approximately one day later, on June 30, Salerno reportedly called the cops after noticing a necklace was missing from his home. Police say Salerno informed them that Proia stole the necklace.
A police officer then apparently told Salerno he would also have to be charged for soliciting a prostitute. Salerno’s response was amazing.
Court records reportedly show Salerno replied, “I don’t give a (expletive). I’m 90 years old …”
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Was the stolen necklace from a stick-up?
If he can get it up at 90. They should use his as a consultant for ED therapy. How does the old dude do it?
The court finds that the defendant has more testosterone than most of the Mass government, and therefore is likely to overpower anyone who might try to arrest him. Further, any 90-year old who can still get it up is no one to mess with. Case dismissed.
He should have asked the prostitute for a senior discount.
Most likely from a hold-up.
Cops should have given him a round of applause!
Well, he has a point.....
And at 48 y/o, the prostitute was a mere adolescent (relatively speaking).
Assault with a dead weapon.
LOL. When you are 90 one needs the assistance of a professional.
Was it a pearl necklace?
I think the police officer was simply preventing a potential suicide by heart attack.
I remember about 10-15 years ago some 80 year old man got busted for the same thing. He even had a Viagra pill on him!
Maybe the same guy!
Who knew June 30 was one day after June 22?
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To paraphrase the old joke:
Cop: You do understand that with this large of an age difference, sex could be fatal.
Old Guy: Well, officer, the way I see it, if she dies, she dies.
New math.
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