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Hillary book getting bombed on Amazon--Hilarious reviews.
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Posted on 09/16/2016 8:30:48 PM PDT by moonhawk

"...1.0 out of 5 starsUnbelievable turn of events.......... By Daniel B. on September 14, 2016 Format: Paperback I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. Then I had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway..."

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: amazon; book; bookreview; clinton; hillary
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To: rockinqsranch

She will dictate to you what your morals should be. She will kill the golden goose job creators.

Anyone who thinks empowering the government more with its track record is insane.

Also why do they even write books?... Democrats don’t read. They watch the Kardashians.


61 posted on 09/16/2016 9:29:16 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

One poster is asking why kaine is giving the nazi salute on the cover. You can’t make it up.


62 posted on 09/16/2016 9:30:19 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: who_would_fardels_bear

“If Hillary’s life is a fairy tale, someone needs to break it to her that she’s the ogress.”

I see you’re being charitable tonight!


63 posted on 09/16/2016 9:30:42 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: moonhawk

Just ask Vladimir for the email address..


64 posted on 09/16/2016 9:30:47 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Stay ignorant, my friends! (if you watch mainstream media, you will!))
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To: moonhawk

The comments are priceless. Best laugh I have had all day.


65 posted on 09/16/2016 9:36:03 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: moonhawk; nikos1121; Jane Long; Publius; exit82; NIKK

Thanks for posting this moohhawk.
Daniel B. has written a book review for the ages!
What a riot!
Pinging a few folks from the Trump rally thread!


66 posted on 09/16/2016 9:36:05 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: moonhawk
The most positive, helpful review (5 stars):

What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it's like everything in my life clicked. The state department released funds from an "associate" of mine who for some odd reason was mistakenly put on the terrorist watchlist. He then invested in my "housing development" project in Saudi Arabia. Also 14 of my relatives were able to get permanant resident status and my niece got a job at a US Embassy! I suppose I could've saved some money by buying the version from Amazon, but by buying directly from the Clinton foundation I got a special edition that is much thicker and has pages hollowed out for future "uses". I hope this book has an audio version because I would love to pay for play...ing it.

67 posted on 09/16/2016 9:36:26 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Gasshog

You’re right. They don’t read. They usually buy truckloads of books, and warehouse them to make the book sales higher than they actually are, but this time tells us something doesn’t it.


68 posted on 09/16/2016 9:38:21 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (America IS sick, and tired of the Clintons. It's time to say goodbye.)
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To: vette6387

Positively horrible. This woman would not know the truth if it bit her in the a$$

Charmin is easier on the butt cheeks. God help you if you use these pages and have hemorrhoids.

Only burned in fireplace for 10 minutes!! 1/10 would never buy again

Save your money for food for your family just in case she is elected.

All of these reviews are written by Trump supporters so you can not trust them!!!

Does it bother you at all that they CHARGED you to see their great policies and plans for the country? Proof that with the Clintons, it always comes back to the money. You people are nothing but sheep. Sickening.


69 posted on 09/16/2016 9:38:39 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: moonhawk

Thanks, some of those “reviews” are hilarious.

Poor Shrillarity, her “book” is really getting trashed horribly there on Amazon.....

Soros is going to be demanding his millions back from Hillary.


70 posted on 09/16/2016 9:40:10 PM PDT by Enchante (Hillary's new campaign slogan: "Guilty as hell, free as a bird!! Laws are for peasants!")
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To: rockinqsranch

I didnt compose it - just copying my favs on the thread!


71 posted on 09/16/2016 9:40:56 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: DeFault User

LOL


72 posted on 09/16/2016 9:41:36 PM PDT by kalee
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To: rockinqsranch

Its been fun but the spouse expects me to rise and shine early and I better git to bed.


73 posted on 09/16/2016 9:42:43 PM PDT by Gasshog (Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
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To: Gasshog
Come on; one more:

Brilliant read! Now I understand how It takes a Pillager to raise a Million!

74 posted on 09/16/2016 9:47:23 PM PDT by FirstFlaBn
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To: Gasshog

“Does it bother you at all that they CHARGED you to see their great policies and plans for the country? Proof that with the Clintons, it always comes back to the money. You people are nothing but sheep. Sickening.”

I’m not sure how to respond to you. I thought we were all on the same page. I didn’t buy her book, I was just offering a comment. I guess you need to define who the people are who are “nothing but sheep,” because it sure as hell isn’t me!


75 posted on 09/16/2016 9:49:43 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: moonhawk

1.0 out of 5 starsSelf-serving tripe. By STRONGER TOGETHER she means the Clinton ...
By Doug from Upland on September 16, 2016
Format: Paperback
Self-serving tripe. By STRONGER TOGETHER she means the Clinton Crime Family aligned with their partners — the FBI and the Justice Department. The book failed to have a chapter about denying additional security in Benghazi, being responsible for the deaths of four Americans, and lying to the heroes’ families. It had no chapter on how she organized destroying the lives of women who were victims of her husband’s sexual assaults. It had no chapter on risking national security and allowing who knows how many people to have access to classified material. It had no chapter on Jewish and racial slurs of which she has a long history. The real tragedy of Hillary Clinton is what she has done to what are normal, decent people who have fallen for her blizzard of bull**** and have given up their own moral compasses to support a career criminal who is evil, deceptive, power mad, and rightly described by Samantha Power as a monster. If any woman who ever walked this earth could be given the label of Satan’s Daughter, it is Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton.


76 posted on 09/16/2016 9:52:14 PM PDT by doug from upland (She is evil, corrupt, and brain damaged.)
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To: All

My review.

When I finally received the book it was not anything new and fresh, just old and wrinkled. I tried to read the book but it would just disappear for days and days without explanation. When it came out of hiding, I could only read it for no more than 20 minutes before the print would get so stiff that I could not turn the page, causing a loss of control with the book tumbling to the floor. Deplorable!


77 posted on 09/16/2016 9:52:31 PM PDT by ThE_RiPpEr. ( Dyin' Hillary's new campaign slogan: Hillary 2016 - She is Shovel Ready!)
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To: moonhawk

Lol thanks for posting.


78 posted on 09/16/2016 9:54:43 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: moonhawk
My top three so far:
  1. Not enough!

    I was pretty disappointed with this book. When the subject of the book is one of greatest criminals in American history I was really hoping for more.

    Anyone can be a criminal, but how do you become the GREATEST criminal? that is what readers really want to know.

    A step-by-step guide on how to monetize political influence, how to flaunt criminal behavior and even daringly project ones own criminal behavior onto other people -- specifically other political opponents -- is what I, and I think I can speak for everyone, would really want from Hillary.

    For example, How do I get the head of the FBI to conjure up non-existent legal standards for my law breaking? What kind of dirt do I need on the FBI for the head of the organization to lie under oath about the need for "intent" to mishandle classified information when an intent requirement is nowhere to be found for this law? Furthermore, how do I get the FBI director to look the other way from the obvious intent of setting up the server in the first place, telling staffers to remove classified headings, telling the company monitoring my server to use bleachbit to delete all the emails AFTER getting a subpoena? This is truly groundbreaking criminal excellence that needs to be explained and shared. Hillary claims to be about fairness so her keeping all these tips to herself isn't very "fair" to the rest of us aspiring criminals.

    How about a step-by-step explanation for how I can project my illegal dealings with the Russians into a negative narrative for my political opponent? Hillary was able to sell 25% of an American strategic mineral (uranium) while coincidentally receiving a large donation to her foundation from people associated to the deal and the Russian company purchasing the large stake of US uranium, but that is not all! Hillary's husband went to Russia to give an AMAZING speech at a russian gov owned bank, I don't really know if it was amazing but I imagine it had to be for them to be willing to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a 45-90 min speech wink wink. Yet despite all this obviously nefarious and clearly dangerous for US Nat security behavior Hillary has successfully been able to shift her Russian ties onto her political opponent, another incredible feat!

    How is it done?

    How can we do it?

    5 stars when I can get those answers!

  2. This book is a key that unlocks doors to life!!

    What a fantastic book! I see that Amazon has this for under $20, but I paid slightly more. I bought this directly from the Clinton foundation for $3.5 million. Once I read this book it's like everything in my life clicked. The state department released funds from an "associate" of mine who for some odd reason was mistakenly put on the terrorist watchlist. He then invested in my "housing development" project in Saudi Arabia. Also 14 of my relatives were able to get permanant resident status and my niece got a job at a US Embassy! I suppose I could've saved some money by buying the version from Amazon, but by buying directly from the Clinton foundation I got a special edition that is much thicker and has pages hollowed out for future "uses". I hope this book has an audio version because I would love to pay for play...ing it.

  3. Useful Tips for Rare Pepes

    I downloaded a copy of this book to an unsecured Kindle in my basement, hoping to learn how to set up my own foundation and rake in billions. However, right in the first chapter the book told me that I should smash my Kindle with a hammer after using BleachBit on it, just in case Jeff Bezos uses the device to hack an FBI investigation into my unorthodox yoga practices. This seemed compelling, so I did as I was told, and feel better about myself as a result.

    I can highly recommend this book, or at least the part of it I read before the BleachBit and the hammer got to it.


79 posted on 09/16/2016 9:57:22 PM PDT by Edward.Fish
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To: moonhawk

I haven’t read a book this bad since “30-Minute Meals” by Jeffrey Dahmer.

LOL!


80 posted on 09/16/2016 9:57:32 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
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