Oh, man my wife and I are cracking up reading these reviews. Thanks for the heads up!
My husband and I were ready to go to bed when we saw this thread. I have a ‘hobby’ of reading Amazon reviews, so I was very interested.
Now we’re laughing so hard that I’m not sure we’ll be able to sleep. (Husband is still cracking up over the ‘lost shoe’ review ;-)
Good Job, OP!
-JT
“I tried to use the free audible version but all I could hear was coughing. I’d like my money back.”