Are there many Amish in New Jersey?
Again we read about this in a UK newspaper.
Lots and lots of them. Remember this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCtiwBrWHUc
Very few, mostly on farms in South Jersey. Oh, wait...you meant...
No, it can’t be the Amish! They’re in Pennsylvania. However, we do have a Quaker community here at the Jersey Shore...Yeah, it must be those Quakers that planted that pipe bomb in Seaside. Everyone knows that Quakers are terrorists. Yup, the Quakers did it!