Yes. Lots of them are funny and I like Jeff.
JUST ONCE, I’d like to see him do a “You might be a New Yorker if.....” set.
I’ll start it up. A great one from Andrew Dice Clay on NYC CPR....... “Get up! or you’re gonna f@cking die!”
You might be a New Yorker if
- in your neighborhood dogs live in apartments and people live in the streets
- you think there’s something wrong when you *don’t* hear car horns during drive time
- you have to pay an exorbitant fee to drive across a bridge to get home (but they’ll let you go away for free)
- every block in your neighborhood has at least a dozen restaurants, but almost none has a church
- making eye contact with someone on the street causes that person to cover his wallet
- moving 4 blocks East/West in a taxi takes as long as moving 20 blocks North/South
- if you find an open parking space on a side street, you get ticketed because it’s alternate-side-of-the-street parking due to some obscure Jewish holiday
- your windshield is dirtier *after* the squeegee guy gets to it than it was before (the whole point is to pay them off to go away, stupid tourist)
I could go on, but I’ve got to go put my dead washing machine in my front lawn
True Rednecks and Southeners have real class and correct manners. They know that is impolite to make fun of a group to which you yourself do not belong. Therefore, no black jokes if you are white, but it is also wrong for black people to make white jokes. Ignorant elitists make fun of rednecks all of the time, and never turn the spotlight on themselves. They have no class.
Foxworthy can make fun of Rednecks because he IS one. We can laugh at ourselves, but liberals, who swim in a sea of irony, never do.