Hell no! It’s got to be HILLARY CLINTON UNIVERSITY. After their most famouse graduate. Anything less is sexist!
Yale is also my Alma Mater. I suggest the university change its name to Snowflake University and the students will be known as Flakes to warn potential employers.
Every student must be enrolled into the organization Students Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything (tip of the cap to Al Capp) or SWINE.
They need to wait until after Hillary is convicted of child trafficking to name the university after her.
From one slave trafficker to another—perfect for Yale!