Posted on 12/22/2016 3:26:45 PM PST by kevcol
Moylan said that not only was Rudolph gay, and not accepted by Santa or his father, Donner, “who immediately hates his son’s red nose and thinks that something so different will keep him from leading a heterosexual life where he pulls Santa’s sleigh and marries a nice doe someday,” but concluded that another character, Hermey, was possibly Rudolph’s lover.
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He claimed that Yukon Cornelius is a special kind of homosexual, “what we would now call a bear, an older, hirsute gay man who embraces an over-the-top masculinity, despite being gay.”
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I thought the late Venison was the “gay” one.
Labelling every misfit gay is hegemonic homonormativity.
A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.
They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it's raining," says the man.
"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Huh? What? Damn. These people are out of their minds.
Hermey was supposed to be an elf but he wanted to be a Dentist.
Besides that, he did not have pointed ears like elves do my guess is he was a human child abandoned at the North Pole and brought up as an elf. But thats just my opinion it is not in the story.
Even supposing that Rudolf the Red Nosed reindeer was gay, why on earth do the gaydars attack him for it? I thought they believed that gay is good!
Pretty sure reindeer are smart enough not to hump other reindeer in the butt.
Damn sure can’t say the same about humans though.
Ok thanks. Been awhile.
Ok thanks. Been awhile.
Wait one GD second. My Granddaughter’s much loved version of Rudolf with Burl Ives has Rudolf with a very loyal and sweet girlfriend!!!
They will be going after the Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
“You’re a tight one Mr.Grinch....”
I remember the first year it aired pretty well. One of the original TV sponsors was Norelco and they had Santa riding an electric shaver around in the snow.
I bet they sold a lot of electric shavers that year!
Sigh. Next these moonbats will be claiming that Santa is a communist because he wears a red suit!
I can imagine what the fruits think about the Quest (Johny) family. Actually, no I dont want to think about it.
That’s all show so he can appear to fit in. /s
Lol!
Santa has to be conservative because he’s judgmental and keeps a naughty and nice list.
Seeing Santa ride the shaver was always one of the first signs of Christmas for us kids. They did it for many years, and I think we saw it last only a few years ago :-)
We don’t see many commercials now, having ‘cut the cord’, so I don’t know if they still do it.
Sim sim salabim!
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