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Man bites MS deputy, says deputy tasted good
WDAM 7 ^
| 4-6-2017
| Morgan Howard
Posted on 04/08/2017 5:44:47 PM PDT by brucedickinson
Hancock County sheriff's officials say Deputy Marcus Jasseby pulled over a car Burton was a passenger in because the vehicle had no license plate. Jasseby found drug paraphernalia on Burton and tried to arrest him. Burton allegedly began to resist - and bit the deputy's forearm in the process.
Jasseby shocked the 51-year-old Burton with a stun gun before arresting him. Officials say Burton then told Jasseby that he tasted good.
Police say Jasseby was treated for the bite wound at a hospital and release
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: crime
Hancock County sheriff's officials say Deputy Marcus Jasseby pulled over a car Burton was a passenger in because the vehicle had no license plate. Jasseby found drug paraphernalia on Burton and tried to arrest him. Burton allegedly began to resist - and bit the deputy's forearm in the process.
Jasseby shocked the 51-year-old Burton with a stun gun before arresting him. Officials say Burton then told Jasseby that he tasted good.
Police say Jasseby was treated for the bite wound at a hospital and released.
Okay, technically it's, "Dogg bites man," but there you go. Semantics.
To: brucedickinson
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:47:52 PM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
(The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
To: brucedickinson
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:50:44 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Unmask the Democrats! It's legal now. Ask Susan Rice or 0bama.)
To: TigersEye
He would know— haha see what I did there?
To: brucedickinson
Burton also said he won’t be tasting anything but jello for awhile because the cops knocked out all his teeth with a baton.
/wishfulthinking.
CC
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:53:02 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: brucedickinson
Gross. Hope he’s HIV negative.
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:56:54 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: brucedickinson
my cat thinks so too but he’s not so rude as to take the biggest bite he can
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:58:29 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: Celtic Conservative
Depravity race to bottom?
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posted on
04/08/2017 5:59:00 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
To: HiTech RedNeck
I had a buddy got bit by a suspect. Damn near lost 2 fingers from infection. Let’s just say biting is taken rather seriously by me.
CC
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posted on
04/08/2017 6:15:59 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(CC: purveyor of cryptic, snarky posts since December, 2000..)
To: brucedickinson
I Ate the sheriff, but I did not taste the Deputy.
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posted on
04/08/2017 7:42:02 PM PDT
by
posterchild
(Treade a worme on the tayle, and it must turne agayne.)
To: Celtic Conservative
Adversity sends some into depravity. Maybe now you understand.
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posted on
04/09/2017 4:26:25 AM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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