“It doesn’t pay to draw more attention to oneself while in the shadow of the TSA baton.”
I don’t know, I thought the woman who showed up at O’Hare wearing only erotic looking underwear under her over coat was a pretty funny response. If I remember right she said something like, “If TSA get’s to look so does everyone else.”
I wonder if United would seat me if I tried to board a plane wearing only a speedo and flip flops?
The speedo limit is 35.