"Squaaak! Sorry Vince, nothing personal - just business"
Good lord I hope there was evidence!! Talk about hearsay?
“The parrot was not involved in any court proceedings.”
But hey if it had been, that would be the best jury duty ever!
“...If only Hillary’s dogs could talk...”
Well stated! Yes, I have always stated that it would have been very revealing to have been the proverbial ‘fly on the wall’ with Slick and Hitlery...how many life sentences could they have racked up for the countless crimes against America and untold felonies ranging from the trail of bodies starting in Arkansas across the years to the treason of Chinagate to selling political access and uranium scams all for crooked money to be laundered in the Clinton Foundation.
And they still walk the streets as free people. Beyond mind boggling.
Truth is stranger than fiction, or just as.
A Perry Mason episode featured a woman whose husband was found shot dead. Their parrot kept repeating “Put down that gun Martha! Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!”
She made that parrot disappear before the trial & substituted another.
Do parrots repeat something after hearing it once? They certainly don’t do impressions. He’s probably just pining for the fjords.
“If You’re A Parrot You Repeat Things, It’s What You Do...”
So, that’s the reason for the old saying, “Shoot the bird.”
“The parrot was not involved in any court proceedings.”
African Grey parrot. It wasn’t allowed to testify because it kept saying “I was hatched in Hawaii.”
Squawk: “Polly wants ten grand.”
This incident and other movies can be obtained from the Tabasco Film Company, Havana, Cuba.
A parrot gave evidence in the Three Stooges short, “Disorder In The Court.”
“Polly, raise your right wing. Do you solemnly swear...”
Just when I thought the most stupid jury in the world was the OJ jury along time something new.
Paeeat or Stool Pigeon?
Raise your right claw and repeat after me........
I read elsewhere that the actual phrase was, “Don’t f_____g shoot.”
Not a joke.
I don’t know about the veracity of this story
BUT
Burglar into house and Parrot on bar keeps repeating
“Jesus is watching you?”
Finally the burglar tells the Parrot to STFU.
Parrot replies..”OK, sic em Jesus”, putting the pit bulls into action
I was on jury duty once and the victim’s parrot was part of the evidence. The killer stated at one point that the bird was out of its cage - and only someone who was at the crime scene would know that.