NASA has a job opening to protect Earth from aliens - and it comes with a six-figure salary

Mirrow ^ | 2 AUG 2017

[JudyinCanada]

Too late. Have you seen Pelosi, Schumer, Hitlery, Podesta? They’re already here.

[DaveA37]

Does anyone have any idea what language one needs to speak in order to “communicate” or is sign language adequate?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Since, I think, the first moon landings, when we started quarantining all the astronauts involved, lest they'd become infected with some strange alien virus.

And NASA already knew that there were aliens doing extensive mining operations on the dark side.

[/mostly sarcasm]

[wally_bert]

I’ve watched just about all of classic and all modern Dr. Who. Is that enough?

I had the boxed set of UFO too.

[laker_dad]

The ideal candidate will be well versed in the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/1998/ast01sep98_1

[Ciaphas Cain]

Look, I think Trump is doing great but I *seriously* doubt that on his watch that NASA is going to be approached by the Green Lantern Corps.

[Seruzawa]

The Grays are laughing.

[\/\/ayne]

No need! Prince of Space is already on the job!

[WhirlwindAttack]

But I’ve been doing this as a volunteer for years. (No invasions on my watch so far.) Where do I send my CV?

[WKUHilltopper]

More waste of tax dollars from people in government who don’t have to cover the costs themselves.