[Zakeet]

Me Cherokee Princess name of Gray Beaver ... me on big warpath ... that because bad pale face say me speak with forked tongue about chase around campfire ... me say old brave try to grab squaw with grasp of crab claw ... ... that story true ... him heap randy old geezer ... him have much lust in heart ... him may have polio but him still try hook to squaw with crutch ... me want to hit brave with tomahawk and hang scalp from belt ... me have brown stain on moccasins and on bottom of loin cloth when me get back to camp fire ... Freeper no make haw haw at squaw story ... Freeper forget story when squaw try to be Big Chief and live in White Teepee ...!

[marktwain]

She lies.

A lot.

[Darksheare]

She omitted the giant butterfly net as she was chased around her desk.

[linear]

Quelle surprise. Another student of the Hillary school of politics - history is malleable to the needs of the present.

[Sacajaweau]

Stand up Chuck...

[tuffydoodle]

Name him or it didn’t happen.

[linear]

Dang. Now I’m starting to doubt her story about her forced marriage to Khal Drogo, warlord of the Dothraki.

[Boston Blackie]

Squaw speaks with forked tongue.

[DakotaGator]

Did Elizabeth Warren exaggerate her "Me Too" story? [about being chased around a desk]

If her lips moved, she's lying. If anything moved, she's lying. If nothing moved, she's still lying.

'Nuff said?

[Sasparilla]

...Did Elizabeth Warren exaggerate her “Me Too” story? [about being chased around a desk...

By a pit bull...

[Jan_Sobieski]

Squaw Fauxahontas tellum lots of lies

[Hacksaw]

I didn’t know Stevie Wonder was a professor.

[Enchante]

I once had a boss a lot like Elizabeth Warren (an academic female of the same generation and manner) who would radically transform her anecdotes, so that the same kernel of original fact could have exactly opposite implications depending upon the audience and purpose to which she was deploying the anecdote.

[SamuraiScot]

a senior professor who allegedly sexually harassed her by lunging after her and chasing her around the desk in his office.

As my dear mother would have said, "Is she bragging or complaining?"

And considering the source, there's also an Option C: Just making it up.

[umgud]

What did she look like in those years? Worth chasing around a desk?

[nickedknack]

Likely chased around a teepee.

[miserare]

Pleeze...stopit! I am busting a gut laughing...may have to call 911!

[WKUHilltopper]

If she was running around her desk, she was probably trying to make it rain.

[Don Corleone]

Lying is as natural as breathing to Democrat pols.

[Nifster]

Lieawatha strikes again

[SERKIT]