Posted on 11/20/2017 1:15:19 PM PST by Kaslin
RUSH: Well! Another woman has come forward with sexual misconduct allegations against Al Franken. Franken says hes not gonna resign. Hes sitting out there contemplating and reflecting, which means hes trying to remember any others that could come forward and try to get hold of him. If anybodys gonna hire Hillary Clinton, it would be Al Franken.
Yes, another woman has come forward, sexual misconduct allegations against Al Franken. The woman says that Franken inappropriately touched her in 2010. She says that he grabbed her buttocks while taking a photo at the Minnesota state fair. So by my count, Al Franken quickly catching up with Roy Moore here, folks. By my count, Moore has only three allegations of sexual misconduct against him, and none from this century. Al Franken has two allegations against him, and both are from this century. Roy Moores are from 38, 39, 40 years ago.
Now, the interesting thing about this is that this latest Franken accuser says it happened in 2010. Thats after Franken had been elected to the Senate. That means Franken was a senator when this groping happened. Hed been a senator for two years. Remember Gloria Borger, CNN: Hey, hes just a comedian. They do these things. Hey, he was just a private citizen.
That wont cut it here, ladies and gentlemen. Because now this happened while Franken was in the Senate. And remember, our microphones were there when Franken talked to Bill Clinton about this problem.
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ANNOUNCER: We now take you behind the scenes as Bill Clinton tries to get some much-needed rest.
CLINTON: It just wont quit ringing. Harvey, I told you
FRANKEN: Hi, Bill. This is (mumbling) Franken.
CLINTON: Franken? You, too?
FRANKEN: (mumbling)
CLINTON: A woman says you forcibly kissed her on a USO tour.
FRANKEN: Sorry.
CLINTON: Well, you could say she was attracted to you, but, um, I got it. Just say that you dont remember the rehearsal that way.
FRANKEN: Another problem. (mumbling) There was a photo.
CLINTON: And theres a photo of you grabbing her boobs while she slept.
FRANKEN: Its a joke, a joke.
CLINTON: Okay, thats easy. You say that they have violated your right to privacy and that what happens in the privacy of your own
FRANKEN: I posed for it.
CLINTON: You posed for it?
FRANKEN: On the plane.
CLINTON: On the plane? As a joke?
FRANKEN: Can I use the that aint me defense?
CLINTON: No, you cant use the that aint me defense on this one.
FRANKEN: It was just a joke.
CLINTON: Al, you gotta get extremely close to a crazy, powerful Democratic constituency the Republicans cant deal with, like the gay lobby.
FRANKEN: (mumbling).
CLINTON: Youre joking. You actually said that you were glad a homosexual got killed?
FRANKEN: It was a joke.
CLINTON: Well, let me tell you a joke. Two guys went into a gay bar on a Friday night to pick up a dude. One of those guys better be you.
FRANKEN: No. No, no. No.
CLINTON: Good luck, handsome. Bye-bye.
FRANKEN: No. No, no. No.
ANNOUNCER: Join us next time our microphones take you behind the scenes.
FRANKEN: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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RUSH: White comedian Paul Shanklin there, President Clinton and Al Franken strategizing over what Franken should do next. So Franken now has two allegations; Roy Moore has three, and Frankens are yet to be finished. Theyre probably continuing to roll out.
And theres another one. Now these allegations are really starting to hit close to home for the left. The White House correspondent for the New York Times, Glenn Thrush, who used to be at The Politico he wears one of those fedora hats to make himself look like Walter Winchell. Obviously this guy has a nostalgic feeling for the past, the old gumshoe reporters of yore. And this is the guy, he has just been vicious to Trump. And Sarah Huckabee Sanders got an appropriate tweet in response out today, which is sweet justice.
But hes been accused of sexual impropriety, and according to Vox, V-o-x, he has been suspended by the New York Times. Now, the accusation, according to Vox, is that Glenn Thrush and a young woman met at her colleagues going-away party at a bar near The Politico newsroom and they shared a few rounds of adult beverages in a booth. The night, she said, ended on a Washington street corner where Thrush left her in tears after she resisted his advances.
So Mr. Snerdley came in to me today, we were talking about the news of the day, wed just finished talking about Marshawn Lynch standing for the Mexican national anthem while seated for the U.S. national anthem. You know, Snerdley would tell me things and I would react. He said, You know, its a shame you cant say what you really think about all this stuff. I said, I know it is.
Some of this stuff, so far, 90% of what I really think about it, I dont dare tell you. Twenty-five years ago, no sweat. Twenty-five years ago youd have been rolling in the aisle. Some of you would have had to stop the car and pull off the side of the road while you laughed. Today, cant go there. The Nazi speech police are everywhere. Theyre out there lurking at everything.
Oh, thats another thing. Got a great story. Tina Brown who ran the New Yorker and Vanity Fair and the Talk magazine for Harvey Weinstein, very, very mad at Facebook and Google for stealing all the advertising revenue in the print business. But shes also mad at something else that she and everybody else in journalism has total control over and theyre acting like they have no control over it, theyre acting like total victims. Rather than paraphrase, Im gonna read her actual complaint to you as the program unfolds today.
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RUSH: Now, this Glenn Thrush business, heres another Drive-By Media reporter to join whats his name, Mark Halperin and join whats his name, Harvey Weinstein, join whats his name, Al Franken, join whats his name, Kevin Spacey. I mean the names, the list seems endless.
The reporter on this Glenn Thrush story for Vox, not Fox, but Vox, V-o-x, her name is Laura McGann. She goes on to say: Three young women I interviewed, including the young woman who met Thrush in June, described to me a range of similar experiences, from unwanted groping and kissing to wet kisses out of nowhere to hazy sexual encounters that played out under the influence of alcohol. Each woman described feeling differently about these experiences: scared, violated, ashamed, weirded out.
So I was telling you, Snerdley came in and he was talking to me about this, said, You know, Im troubled by this.
I said, Why are you troubled by it? Its a Drive-By reporter.
He said, Because booze is involved. Apparently he got drunk at the bar on adult beverages, and so did these women. Well, when that happens, why is anybody responsible for anything? How come the guy is the only one taking the hit when the guy and the women are both consuming adult beverages?
And I looked at Snerdley, and I said, Youre not supposed to ask that question. The way things are going, well take it any way we can get it. These are the people. I dont care if his defense is he was drunk and didnt know what he was doing or she was drunk or they were drunk and didnt know what they were doing, these are the people who have been running around claiming for decades that we Republicans have been conducting a War on Women.
These are the people that said Mitt Romneys binders filled with the names of women was somehow discriminatory and sexist when the press was peppering him about why he doesnt have enough women or didnt have enough women on his campaign. He said, I got binders full of women here, and they turned that into some sort of sexist comment. These are the people that have been seeking and searching and destroying conservatives on the basis of race and feminism and sexism and climate change and you name it.
So any time one of them gets held up and hoisted on the own brassiere or petard, if theyre gonna get in the arena and theyre gonna pull this stuff, then they gonna have to accept the fact that it all comes back on you at some point. Snerdley said, I thought youd be bigger than that. What do you mean, bigger? Loyal to men? This is not about loyalty to men, loyalty to women. This is about theyve politicized, theyve corrupted everything here.
I mean the question is, so whats he doing getting drunk with a bunch of people in a bar? How about the responsibility or irresponsibility of that? Snerdley says, Everybody gets drunk. No, they dont. Anyway, Snerdley, he didnt go to the mat defending Thrush. He just pointed out here that its a little bit of a disparity that if the women involved can get tanked and the guy gets tanked, that the women are still held up as innocent waifs and victims while the drunk guy remains as guilty as if he was sober. Hey, those are the new rules, live it love it learn it. Guys like Thrush helped write those new rules.
And Ill tell you something else. There are four more women perhaps who are coming forth from the nineties saying that Clinton did the deed to them. Ed Klein has the story. Theres even a bullet point in this story that Hillary Clinton offered to hire private detectives to find out who these women are. Like in the last month or so. It just doesnt get any better. If youre worried the cumulative effect this is having on the crumbling of our culture, hey, folks, thats already happened and they led the charge on that too.
So what else do we have here? Lets see. Yes. The women described feeling differently about these experiences as scared with Glenn Thrush, violated with Glenn Thrush, ashamed with Glenn Thrush, and weirded out. Now, these guys, by the way, these guys, Im sure Glenn Thrush was shocked. I mean, hes appropriately pro-choice, hes learned the Weinstein lesson, hes learned the Hollywood lesson.
I mean, these guys are no different. I mean, if theyre hetero, they want to be with women, and they find out what women want, and they believe that women are pro-choice, and Nina Burleigh promising Clinton any kind of Lewinsky any time he wants it for saving abortion. Thrush hears that, thinks all we gotta do is be right politically. And yet these women feel weirded out.
Now theres a story, a survey, and this is gonna be such a disappointing reality for a bunch of people on the left. U.K. Daily Mail: Women really DO fancy men with muscles and money according to the website full of pictures of hot commuters taken secretly by females on the London Underground.
Scientists studied these images. The website is called Tube Crush, and these scientists got hold of candid pictures women were taking of men on the London subway. Women secretly take pictures of hot men on the underground. Site users can then post comments underneath the picture and rate the image of the guy.
So guys are being objectified here by females on the London subway system, and then scientists are looking at it. The scientists have concluded that what women on the London subway are attracted to is men who are wealthy, considered attractive, powerful arms, powerful chest muscles, and men who wear suits. Men who wear a coat and tie, who appear to be wealthy and appear to be good-looking are still the number one type that women are attracted to.
Well, do you realize how many leftists are gonna be let down by that. Researchers found that women tend to focus on men who look wealthy, those with large muscles. The authors say despite womens advancement in society, the findings suggest they have not moved on in what they find attractive beyond money and strength. What do you mean, have not moved on? Thats been since the beginning of time. And its always gonna be that. Its never gonna be anything other than that.
Its never gonna be the norm that women want wusses! Its never gonna be the norm that women want pansies! Its never gonna be the norm that women want a bunch of poorly dressed, unkempt slobs, no matter what their political affiliation. There are certain things in human nature that are universal, and no matter what the feminists do, are not going to be able to rewrite them.
Thirty years of the modern era of feminism, try 40 or more years of the modern era of feminism has demonstrated that. But that doesnt stop them from trying. Its what modern-day feminism is actually built on, trying to change the basic tenets of universal human nature, largely because theyre so unhappy and mad about how unkind human nature has been to them.
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RUSH: In other news, ladies and gentlemen, the mass murderer Charles Manson has finally assumed room temperature. I havent read any of the obituaries that have been written for years just waiting for this seminal moment, but maybe you have. Snerdley, have you read any Charles Manson obits? (interruption) One story. Did they omit/gloss over all the women he groped and go straight to the murders? They probably did, right? They probably didnt even talk about all the women this guy groped and harassed and all. The guy was a king harasser. I mean, this guy was a I mean, led the league in harassment and groping and who knows what else, and Ill betcha they gloss right over that and go straight to the murders in these obits. I wouldnt be surprised.
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RUSH: Now, the latest Bill Clinton sexual harassment allegations are exclusive to the U.K. Daily Mail. They actually come from Ed Klein, who, again, I interviewed last week for the upcoming issue of The Limbaugh Letter. This guy used to be the editor of the New York Times Sunday magazine way, way back before the current regime run by Little Pinch Schultzburger. This is when Abe Rosenthal edited the paper. It was still a left-wing liberal paper, but nothing like it is today. It was mainstream liberal back then, but at least a guy like Klein could get hired.
Hes got this story in the Daily Mail, Exclusive: Bill Clinton is facing NEW accusations of sexual assault by four women while the former president was working with a billionaire playboy and flying on his private jet.
Now, this is not Jeffrey Epstein. This is Ron Burkle. Ron Burkle, another Clinton and Weinstein buddy. Burkle is a grocery store magnate. Hes a multibillionaire. He has what looks like his jets either a Boeing I think its a 757, and it has a nickname: Air F-bomb One is the name of Burkles airplane. This is what Clinton was flying around on. Hes facing accusations of sexual assault from four new women, according to Democrat Party sources.
The unidentified women were employed in low-level positions at the Burkle organization and in their late teens at the time of the alleged assaults. Hillary Clinton This cracks me up. Hillary Clinton allegedly offered to hire private detectives to find dirt on the new accusers, but Clintons legal team advised against it.
I mean, it has to be somewhat recently when this happened and Hillarys offering to hire private detectives. At the time the entire Democrat Party is trying to throw Bill Clinton overboard for Lewinsky and Willey and Broaddrick and Jones? Thatd make good song. Remember Abraham, Martin, and John? Lewinsky, Broaddrick, Willey, and Jones. (singing) Anybody seen old friend Willie? This is just delectable. I have to tell you, its delicious, especially with the news that Hillary wants to revive the bimbo eruptions unit anyway.
You know, if this is true or not, Ed Kleins source is a highly placed Democrat Party official. So I think its logical to conclude that the Democrats are doing everything they can to get rid of Clinton, both of them, as faces and leaders of the modern-day Democrat Party. This is unprecedented. Look at how many years have gone by where there wasnt one tattletale, there wasnt one whistleblower, there wasnt one malcontent employee inside any of the Clinton operations, from the White House to the Crime Family Foundation to the Clinton Global Initiative whoever volunteered a single salacious story.
And now were being flooded with them. And all of these media people who helped Clinton hide this stuff and destroy his accusers back then are now coming forward and claiming, Maybe we made a mistake. And of course theres only one reason theyre doing this. Theyve weighed the options, and they figured getting rid of Trump outweighs saving the legacy and reputation of Bill and Hillary Clinton.
Hillary has proven she cant win twice. Shes proven she cannot run decent campaigns twice. She has proven that she cannot win against a man they all think is a reprobate. She is toast. She is worthless to them. But she wont go away. Hence, the Democrat Party and its power base, the Drive-By Media, throwing Bill Clinton under the bus.
I thought that having a highly rated talk show would allow one to "talk about all this stuff".
It says the four Clinton accusers were “in their late teens”.
13,14,15 * * * SIXTEEN * * *, 17,18,19 ——17 would be late teens. Oh, how I hope. Sadly it says they’ll shut up for the right amount of money.
This has to be pissing Gloria Allred off. Real allegations.
Rush CAN ‘talk about’ this stuff - he just can’t say it in ways that would have us rolling on the floor laughing about it.
Rush is such a superb communicator with excellent sources and understanding. Keeps on going - as good as ever.
Attention all you male readers.
How many of you have ‘inappropriately touched’ your current girl/spouse without her permission first?
Her VERBAL permission; that is.
Please focus on the seriousness of the charge...that means focus now.
Please keep your hands to yourself. Just like kindergarten.
You may have a point.
Some day when all this PC crap has been swept into the dust bin of history we’ll all have a good laugh - and Rush Limbaugh will be leading us.
Plan on rolling on the floor...
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