No doubt the inmates are served domestic champagne and the indoor pool only gets cleaned once a week! Such oppression!!
Reminds me of an old almost sixty year old TV comedy show in which Mickey Rooney is playing an inmate getting his shoes shined by the Warden. It was a “Baby Face Nelson” spoof on how soft prisons were back in the 1950s.
Found it! Jack Benny show. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0613694/
http://www.tv.com/shows/the-jack-benny-program/modern-prison-sketch-156361/