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Scientists Expect Chocolate to Go Extinct by 2050
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| 1/2/2018
| Elizabeth Sherman
Posted on 01/02/2018 8:27:51 AM PST by Lazamataz
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Yup. You guessed it.
CLIMATE CHANGE.
Never mind that humankind would never let cocoa go extinct. GLOBAL WARMING GONNA KILL HERSHEYS!!!!!
So sick to death of this BS.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:27:51 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I’d be kinda old by then anyway.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:28:49 AM PST
by
rdl6989
To: Lazamataz
This is just to get the female population on board the AGW train..........
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:30:06 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: Lazamataz
You can count on climate change in the first sentence. We’ve switched from polar bears to chocolate bars.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:30:08 AM PST
by
lurk
To: Lazamataz
If the end of the age does not come first.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:30:12 AM PST
by
Biggirl
("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5W)
To: Lazamataz
Hey, why don’t the scientist create a mutant chocolate plant through genetic engineering. Maybe merge it with the “milk” gene and bingo — you have instant chocolate milk!
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:30:30 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:31:18 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's the end of the world as we know it ... if the sky is falling, I don't want to be below it.")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:31:25 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Biggirl
This doesn’t make any sense.
Cacao is a tropical plant.....................
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:31:50 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Road Rage lasts 5 minutes. Road Rash lasts 5 months!.....................)
To: dhs12345
Hey, why dont the scientist create a mutant chocolate plant through genetic engineering. Maybe merge it with the milk gene and bingo you have instant chocolate milk!Splice the chocolate gene into rabbits and INSTANT EASTER CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:32:07 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I shall end all my posts with "It is known," like that Dothraki chick.)
To: dhs12345
Maybe merge it with the milk gene and bingo you have instant chocolate milk!
That's what brown cows are for ...
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:32:51 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Black Rifle Coffee - Freedom, guns, tits, bacon, and booze!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:32:54 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Lazamataz
If this wasn’t the most blatant example of propoganda, what is?
You can literally see these guys sitting in their meeting rooms turning their gears trying to come up with new things to be harmed by ‘climate change’ in their projections! Cocoa? This has got to be satire!
Unless the whole world successfully goes communist and the statists control everything, people will find a way to keep the cocoa plants going even if not for the love of chocolate, but for the enormous financial gain that chocolate’s scarcity would offer. But even if the entire world was controlled by the most draconian and austere powers, they the political elites would themselves would still get chocolate. LOL
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:33:01 AM PST
by
z3n
To: lurk
Their calculations must be off a little because the polar caps were supposed to be melted by now.... according to the consensus of scientists.
Their predictions mean bumpkiss.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:33:14 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Biggirl
This is serious, tax that other guy.
To: Lazamataz
Yes!
Hey, at least these useless “scientists” predicting doom and gloom would be good for something.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:34:49 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: BlueLancer
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:35:28 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: z3n
If this wasnt the most blatant example of propoganda, what isFUZZY KITTENS WILL DEVELOP GAPING OOZING SORES BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
FLOWERS WILL SMELL LIKE FECES BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
BABIES WILL BECOME DEMON-POSSESSED BECAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING
And so on
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:35:36 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(I shall end all my posts with "It is known," like that Dothraki chick.)
To: Lazamataz
The “scientist” is stupid. If temps were to rise, production would simply move to cooler climates. Move north about 1 meter per year. That should do it.
Cocoa stays. Mars bars stay. Chocolate milk stays. Stupid scientist with his head up his a$$ retires and never opens his stupid mouth ever again.
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posted on
01/02/2018 8:36:05 AM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Lying Media: willing and eager allies of hate-America savages.)
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