[jacknhoo]

Eat him - problem solved.

[hinckley buzzard]

the most recent defector was a NK soldier. He was severely malnourished and had serious case of GI worms. Anyone who thinks the NK military is a formidable cadre of crack troops probably thought the Iraqi “elite Republican Guard “ was a match for the 101st Airborne too.

[blam]

I feed my doggies a chicken leg quarter each day.

Click on my name to see my doggies.

[ArcadeQuarters]

> a poor harvest, a drought and international sanctions have left the government with reduced food rations.

And it has nothing to do with communism?

[Bon mots]

Oh, those poor North Korean soldiers.

Somehow it must be Trump's fault. Obama kept them well fed.

[Chode]

the first rule of a dictator used to be Keep your Troops FED AND PAID ...

so much for that

[BlackAdderess]

If this did turn into a conventional war I wonder how many of those troops would surrender to the South Korean forces if given the chance to do so?

[Liberal Anti Venom]

If true, maybe we should have a massive tailgate party next to the DMZ and offer a free steak dinner to every North Korean that defects to the South. Suspect at least half NK’s army would surrender to the South within 24 hours. Kind of hard to fight a war when all they guys you expect to fight and die for your side are sitting with the enemy fat and happy.

[bigbob]

And now for making Dear Leader look bad, they will be shot.

[RayChuang88]

Why do I have this feeling that the DPRK military is more like the Red Army divisions in Moscow during the Soviet Union era, "more show than go"? You really wonder do the DRPK Army have even enough ammunition to fight a war for even one day.

[lurk]

Put a couple hundred meat smokers on the border and wait for the wind to blow north. Announce free food if they surrender.

[squarebarb]

If they are eating plain untreated corn out of the field the nutritional value is very low. That’s what causes pellagra. Corn has to be soaked in lime-water (alkaline) to release nutritional elements necessary for human consumption. Tortilla dough and hominy have all been treated with lime-water in the grain before cooking. then it is nutritious. Poor fellows.

[Cementjungle]

For the first time in modern history, our sanctions on someone are actually working as intended. Trump is more than just talk.

[catnipman]

Seems like should war ever come, those fighting the Norks wouldn’t need to do very much except set up free food stands and yell “Come and get it!” in Korean ...

[chuckee]

Uh oh. Hide Fido

[DoughtyOne]

Important rules of North Korean military on leave to find food.

01. don’t carry food utensils with you, knives are out, and femur sized plates are a real no-no
02. don’t carry fire starters
03. don’t carry salt
04. don’t carry pepper
05. don’t carry other spices
06. don’t start sentences with, “I’m so hungry I could eat a...”
07. don’t talk about steak, chicken, sea food,... in fact anything that might make a fellow soldier really hungry
08. don’t bring your spouse, children, or other relatives along (mother-in-laws will have to be considered on a case by case basis)
09. don’t bring any pets along, if you like the family hedge-hog porcupine or skunk, leave it at home
10. following these rules will help to make sure you’re part of the 77.8% that will return from leave

[Mark]

The DNC Food Program might help.