You have to give the girl points for originality.
“It was a windy day. It must have flown through the window, into my purse!”
I guess the wind tied a knot in that plastic bag too, right?
Duuuuuust in the wiiiiiind
All I had was duuuuuust in the wiiiiind!
Yeah. The wind was blowing cocaine and she was blowing smoke up the officer’s butt.
In other words, she’s a “BJ”.
Here come the judge!
Could that be Michelle ma belle without makeup? Sounds like her.
That is like the story to wipe shopping cart handles down with wet wipes as the person before may have Fenyatal in their system.