If Comey impresses himself any more with his own sense of integrity, he’s going to explode like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Bingo. Real inflated sense of self.
There once was a slick hustler named Comey.
Who convinced half the world he could shit spumoni.
So he shit and he shat
And we smelled more than a rat.
And Wolf Blitzer said, “it tastes like baloney”