He would get better results if he kept him supplied with Viagra.
Rocket Man
by Elton John
She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine AM
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
‘Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Brilliant!
Another insignificant trinket that will drive the American liberal crazy!
Fitting!
too funny..........Everyone knows that the President is into nicknames....Now Kim understands. Of course, as usual, you can take the nickname any way you want.
That’s so unpresidential! I just love it!
Saw a video of his rally last knight, he was having the time of his life. The guy oozes confidence.
Hopefully Mike is reminding the young man that he lives on borrowed time, and that DJT is not Obama and that he is not Madeline.
Actually I find that to be how real men conduct tactful and productive discussions. Barber shop insults are actually ways of shoring up relationships among men.
I’m sure its probably considered an “inside joke” between the two of them now. All the pearl-clutchers are scared that Trump will cause some type of war by being uncouth, but I believe this is just a little bit of fun between the two leaders.
Oh Noes!! We have given North Korea SO MUCH and gotten NOTHING in return. How can Trump do this to the US and the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! What is he going to hand over next?
An Elton John CD is better than an iPod filled with Obama speeches...
I think what this means is that Kim gets the joke and is not offended. He may even consider it a kind of honor to be branded with such a well known song by a Westerner. There are far worse songs to be labeled with. Rocket Man is very well written and performed. Not overly gussied up like most of Elton’s big hits.
If Elton really, really hated his song being used in this manner, he would be publicly say so. The fact that there has been no official reaction from Elton may show that he’s okay with it too. More attention = More sales.
Do NOT send Kim another hit from the 1980’s;
“Turning Japanese” by The Vapors.
It’s a great song, a fun little earworm, but might send the wrong message.
Libs heads must be exploding about it being “unpresidential”. Even better: Elton John must be in a fit of total outrage! This is as good for outrage as the week’s big event. Pruitt is gone, just like the maniacs wanted. So a former lobbyist for the coal industry takes his place!
He should have given him a Team America: Secret Police DVD.