California Mayor Paying Residents Not To Commit Violent Crimes

Hotair ^ | 07/11/2018 | Jazz Shaw

[HarleyD]

“The majority of people are actually smart and rational,” Tubbs said Tuesday in an appearance at the Sacramento Press Club. “You trust folks; you give folks money, nine times out of 10 they’re not going to do any harm.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Voltaire-"Common sense is not so common."

[Right Wing Assault]

Can I have enough cash not to kill 100 children, please?

[Right Wing Assault]

By paying them a stipend of up to $1,000 per month, the theory is that they’ll be less likely to get into trouble.

Oh, come on! Just give them the drugs so they don't have to go to the trouble of buying them.

[School of Rational Thought]

While not a resident of the Mayor’s city, I would like payment not to go to it and commit a crime. Travel expenses will also have to be paid.

[I want the USA back]

I never have, so you owe me millions!

Oh, but I don’t qualify! Just looked at my skin.

[bgill]

I never get any free money. That’s not fair. I demand free money!

[Made In The USA]

Do public officials in Stockton go through a mandatory drug test prior to employment? Are the results made available to the public?

[oldasrocks]

For $500 a month I won’t break your leg. For $1,000 a month I won’t break both your legs.

[Jonah Hex]

Mrs. Rittenhouse: You are one of the musicians, but you were not due until tomorrow.

Ravelli: Couldn't come tomorrow, that's too quick.

Spaulding: Say, you're lucky he didn't come yesterday.

Ravelli: We were busy yesterday. But we charge just the same.

Spaulding: This is better than exploring. What do you fellas get an hour?

Ravelli: Oh, for playing, we get ten dollars an hour.

Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?

Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.

Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.

Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate: that's'a fifteen dollars an hour.

Spaulding: That's for rehearsing?

Ravelli: That's for rehearsing.

Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we don't play. And if we don't play [snaps fingers], that runs into money.

Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole?

Ravelli: Just the cover charge. [Laughs with Mrs. Rittenhouse.]

Spaulding: Well, drop in some time.

Ravelli: Sewer.

Spaulding: Well, we cleaned that up pretty well.

Ravelli: Well, let's see how we stand.

Spaulding: Flat-footed.

Ravelli: Yesterday, we didn't come. [to Mrs. Rittenhouse] You remember, yesterday, we didn't come.

Spaulding: Oh, I remember.

Ravelli: Yeah, that's three hundred dollars.

Spaulding: Yesterday, you didn't come, that's three hundred dollars.

Ravelli: Yes, that's three hundred dollars.

Spaulding: Well, that's reasonable, I can see that all right.

Ravelli: Now today, we did come. That's, uh...

Spaulding: That's a hundred you owe us.

Ravelli: Hey, I bet I'm gonna lose on the deal. Tomorrow, we leave. That's worth about...

Spaulding: A million dollars.