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So allow me to share the amazing story of my daughter’s (Kaitlyn’s mother) entry into the military.

Daughter, who has Muncheusen and lives with the crazy people, was an awful problem my whole life. She fakes sickness, cut herself and was always threatening suicide.

I did whatever the Medicos told me but back in that day it never crossed my mind that someone would intentionally hurt themselves or lie the way into a hospital or doctor’s office.

Anyway, after she hooked school for almost three months before I found out, had a baby at 14, and I began to suspect she was faking, I talked her into joining the army.

The army guy came, lots of interviews, believe it or not they accepted her.

The week leading up to her entry into the army she gets restless and tells me she does not want to go into the army, she’s getting out.

I laugh now. Daughter who fakes her life and likes the crazy people, in the army?

Well at the time I thought it was a good idea.

But she told me she got out of it and I accepted that.

EXCEPT, on the day she had been supposed to be picked up by an army guy, which SHOULD have been cancelled, THE GUY SHOWED UP TO TAKE HER AWAY.

I was working that day and she called me at work. She told me the army guy was there. She was sobbing. She did not want to go.

There wasn’t a single thing I could do. I suggested to daughter that she go and later straighten it all out.

More screaming, tears, cussing and a vow that she’d find a way.

SHE’D FIND A WAY TO CONTROL THE UNITED STATES ARMY!!!

I believe it. Daughter controls the gubmint, teachers....everyone around her. She schemes and steals from the crazy people.

I don’t know how she did it but the army refused to take her.