No Thanks To a Poop Patrol Career. And The City That Needs It.

theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | 8/24/18 | Menagerie

[Kickass Conservative]

Is there a Quota that must be met by these overpaid City Employees?

There are Videos on YouTube of City Employees in Detroit who are paid to fill Potholes. They spend their days drinking Malt Liquor, taking breaks, peeing in the gutter, eating, talking and napping.

They throw a shovel full of asphalt into the Pothole and move on. That takes up about 30 minutes of their workday.

[moovova]

There was a Miller beer plant in Albany, Georgia when I was stationed down there. Believe it or not, it didn’t smell all that good. But...it didn’t stop me from fulfilling my liberty “duties” as a sailor.

[Rebelbase]

My greatest sympathy lays with those who live in wood pulp or sugar mill towns.

[Covenantor]

My greatest sympathy lays with those who live in wood pulp or sugar mill towns.

Or had occasion to be downwind of them miles away.

[Rebelbase]

12 miles is the farthest distance I’ve been able to smell a pulp/paper mill.

[a little elbow grease]

There are Videos on YouTube of City Employees in Detroit who are paid to fill Potholes. They spend their days drinking Malt Liquor, taking breaks, peeing in the gutter, eating, talking and napping.

They throw a shovel full of asphalt into the Pothole and move on. That takes up about 30 minutes of their workday.

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...... sounds like government work, alright.

[a little elbow grease]

TRUE

[a little elbow grease]

........ it was a very well done scene.

[a little elbow grease]

And repeated doses at full strength is a good weed killer.

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LOL ... let the dog do it.

;-)

[mewzilla]

OMG. Nightsoil men. Everything old is new again.

[Billthedrill]

I can see a reality TV series in this.

[Songcraft]

At first, I thought they might be able to use a guy like New York City's late "Smelly Kelly, Subway Sniffer", to help them find the multitudinous sources of the San Francisco stink problems, but then I realized that the whole city must stink like poop now, so he might not be so useful there.

Smelly Kelly, Subway Sniffer
(link to his story)

[a little elbow grease]

Very interesting.

[a little elbow grease]

"It only took a few years before Kelly gained a reputation for his uncanny ability to locate leaks that no one else could find. As retold in Daley’s book, Kelly was once called to the Hotel New Yorker to investigate a rotten stench. Engineers had located a sewage leak behind one of the walls, but couldn’t pinpoint it. As the story goes, Kelly walked in, confidently announced that he could locate the broken pipe within a half an hour, and got to work. He flushed a staining agent, uranine, down the toilet, and before long, a portion of the wall began to take on a yellow color, indicating the busted pipe was behind it. Daley quotes Kelly as saying, “After that, I was in leaks for keeps.”"

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LOL ..... great story.

[Songcraft]

:-)

[Ban Draoi Marbh Draoi]

A paper mill has to be the worse smell ever.

The dead skunks on the interstate smell better.