No Thanks To a Poop Patrol Career. And The City That Needs It.

theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | 8/24/18 | Menagerie

[hinckley buzzard]

Aesop had an ancient fable called “city mouse and country mouse.” Nothing new under the sun.

[MV=PY]

I think it’s a good deal.

Almost all of our college grads are qualified for the poop patrol.

$1,380 a week and all you can eat...

[a little elbow grease]

"It’s Sh!tty job..............."

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You can say that again.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

No matter how this works out, they’ll still never find anybody who wants to fill the number 2 position.

[Rushmore Rocks]

Are you my neighbor?

I live in the same paradise.

[a little elbow grease]

"My uncle worked in a Sunbeam bakery almost his entire life. He’d come home in the evening, dressed in his bakery “whites”, bearing the sweet aroma of the day’s baked bread..."

Nice!

Odors/fragrances from work ........ are an interesting thing.

Remember Susan Sarandon with Burt Lancaster in the movie "Atlantic City"? She worked with a lot of fish during her day job, and each evening had to wash down with lemon juice over her kitchen sink.

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Burt Lancaster enjoyed the sight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHztDaHvVA ;-)

[WKUHilltopper]

San Francisco...we’ve had enough sh*t out of you.

[crz]

Listened to a program on the radio a few weeks ago. The issue was that none of these people have training in bio-hazard cleanup, (Needles and such) and that it was really against the healthcare rules that they make these people clean up that stuff.

What a Effed up place.

[blueunicorn6]

The Poop Patrol

Six gritty guys and gals with a mission to combat crap!

Today’s mission:

The Defense Of Drury Lane

“Schmedlap! I told you to set up your position an hour ago! What have you been doing?”

“I can’t help it, Sarge! I’ve got The Shirt Shakes!”

“Easy fella. We’ve all seen enough shirt to last a lifetime. I’m sending you to see the Doc. They’ve got some new medicine to help you get over The Shirt Shakes. You’ll be back with us in no time, washing away the waste.”

[Noumenon]

I left my dump in San Franfeces.

[Cheerio]

“needle team” A truly sad commentary on the state of our society.

I have to drag out my copy of "Brave New World" and see how accurate it was when written by Aldous Huxley in 1931.

[adorno]

Clean-up on ais... err... on 9th avenue!

[null and void]

Remember, to a gay man sex smells like sh!t...

[null and void]

Progressives think that and ‘1984’ are manuals.

[moovova]

Gonna have to review that on the widescreen...
;-)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***To make the city green again you need fertilizer.***

In SF, they seem to worship the anus. Much like Baal-Peor of ancient times.
http://lavatoryreader.typepad.com/the-lavatory-reader/2009/10/the-worship-of-baal-a-religion-based-on-excrement.html

[seawolf101]

Every time I hear about shitty San Francisco I can hear Tony Bennett singing:

I Left My Shit in San Francisco.
High on a hill it calls to me.

[Leep]

Poo-aphobe!

[Rebelbase]

” urine (about 1 to 8 water) is great for your flowers in the gardens. “

And repeated doses at full strength is a good weed killer.

[Rebelbase]

“My uncle worked in a Sunbeam bakery almost his entire life. He’d come home in the evening, dressed in his bakery “whites”, bearing the sweet aroma of the day’s baked bread...”

I grew up in a town with a mega bakery. Bread in the morning, hot dog and hamburger buns in the afternoon.

The aroma covered a mile square area and was heavenly.

Later I spent some time in a college down with a Purina Chow factory. Same aroma coverage and was disgusting.

Later lived in Winston-Salem when Reynolds was still making cigarettes downtown. That was a wonderful smell.