They make fun of us flyover types but let me tell you we use indoor plumbing.
“needle team”
A truly sad commentary on the state of our society.
I have what they can never have in their fifth floor apartment on a bustling noise filled street. I have very fresh air, cold and absolutely delicious well water, the likes of which I’ve never tasted anywhere else. I have a bajillion trees surrounding me, every night I see thousands of real stars, not city lights.
I get to see lots of deer, turkey, and we won’t even count the horses, cows, goats, sheep, and ducks and geese that I still find nice to be neighbors with. Sometimes the donkey across the road brays and it always makes me smile. Last year for about three months we had some kind of cat who came around and yowled at night, came through about every three weeks. My favorite thing is watching the hawks fly right through the trees, somehow zigging and zagging and swooping through the woods ..........
For every satisfied liberal who really looks down on those of us who choose not to live our lives in the city, I simply can’t think of anything at all I’d want to add to my life.
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The big one will process the libs (and their poop) quite nicely.
And states will hopefully enforce borders so that we are not Californicated afterwards.
Who wants to go to school to become a POOP PATROLMAN!
[cut to commercial]
“Hi Honey, I’m home”
“How was your day sweetie”
“Great - we had 3 diarrhea’s and a total colon blow on 53rd street!”
“That’s wonderful. now go wash up for dinner.”
[end]
Government careers in a nutshell.
How about they spend $1 million and have a series of commercials saying “CLEAN UP IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE or BUSINESS OR GET FINED AND GO TO JAIL”
The people would take care of the “homeless problem” themselves, in a week.
Frankly, I’m surprised they can’t find enough coprophiliacs willing to do the job for free.
It’s Sh!tty job...............
It’s Sh!tty job...............
It is a crappy job.
I think it’s a good deal.
Almost all of our college grads are qualified for the poop patrol.
$1,380 a week and all you can eat...
No matter how this works out, they’ll still never find anybody who wants to fill the number 2 position.
San Francisco...we’ve had enough sh*t out of you.
Listened to a program on the radio a few weeks ago. The issue was that none of these people have training in bio-hazard cleanup, (Needles and such) and that it was really against the healthcare rules that they make these people clean up that stuff.
What a Effed up place.
The Poop Patrol
Six gritty guys and gals with a mission to combat crap!
Today’s mission:
The Defense Of Drury Lane
“Schmedlap! I told you to set up your position an hour ago! What have you been doing?”
“I can’t help it, Sarge! I’ve got The Shirt Shakes!”
“Easy fella. We’ve all seen enough shirt to last a lifetime. I’m sending you to see the Doc. They’ve got some new medicine to help you get over The Shirt Shakes. You’ll be back with us in no time, washing away the waste.”
Clean-up on ais... err... on 9th avenue!
Every time I hear about shitty San Francisco I can hear Tony Bennett singing:
I Left My Shit in San Francisco.
High on a hill it calls to me.