Schwarzenegger would time travel to terminate fossil fuels

ap ^ | 12/3/2016 | ap

[mdittmar]

KATOWICE, Poland (AP) — Arnold Schwarzenegger says he wishes he could travel back in time like the cyborg he played in “The Terminator” so he could stop fossil fuels from being used.

“If we would’ve never started in that direction and used other technology, we’d be much better off,” the actor and former California governor said Monday at the start of a U.N. climate conference in Poland.

“The biggest evil is fossil fuels: it’s coal, it’s gasoline, it’s the natural gas,” he told conference delegates.

[SaveFerris]

Don’t tell Ahhhnold about Sarah Conner!!!

Or which burger restaurant she works at!

(basically a Big Boy’s)

Now who gets the Burly Beef?

(oh darn I gave out too much information!)

Don’t let Skynet see it!

[Lean-Right]

If Arnold were capable, and carried this
out, we’d be up to our butts in horsecrap.

[NormsRevenge]

I’d pay for the ticket. one way.

[DAC21]

“How much fossil fuel did his Hummers burn up?”

“Ask his maid”

And her tail pipe.

[Republican Wildcat]

“If we would’ve never started in that direction and used other technology, we’d be much better off,” the actor and former California governor said Monday at the start of a U.N. climate conference in Poland.

Uh, that "other technology" could never be developed without the use of fossil fuels.

By the way, how did he get to Poland? I assume by a ship with men rowing below decks?

[marktwain]

I thought Schwarzenegger was smarter than that.

Wow.

[Jeff Chandler]

“If we would’ve never started in that direction and used other technology, we’d be much better off,”

Yeah, we should have started developing solar panels around 1850.

Idiot.

[yesthatjallen]

This from the guy who promoted the Hummer.

[21twelve]

I can just imagine some guy where he used to be governor.

“Well I’d like to get off of natural gas and oil and coal fired electricity - but I can’t even have a fireplace in California anymore!”

[boop]

“How much fossil fuel did his Hummers burn up?”

I'll use Arnold's doppelganger.

Marge Simpson: (to Rainier Wolfcastle): "What kind of mileage do you get in that thing?"

Rainier:"One highway, zero city."

[Paladin2]

‘Roids are BAD!

[faithhopecharity]

Arnold has been going loony since he knocked up his maid

[Labyrinthos]

Probably in a fossil-fueled time machine.

[plain talk]

“If we would’ve never started in that direction and used other technology, we’d be much better off,” “

What technology would that have been circa 1900?

[Repeal The 17th]

Whale oil?

[null and void]

Whale oil lighting. That’d go over in LA.

Renewable, sustainable, carbon neutral whale oil...

[ElkGroveDan]

He’s a moron

[Carriage Hill]

He’ll be eating and burning his own poop to survive. That guy’s dumb as a stump.

[Carriage Hill]

Well, that’s ok then. PETA wasn’t even around back then. Were they?

[Zack Attack]

“Never thought the term would apply to it’s INVENTOR.”

Steroids do shrink the balls I heard somewhere.