“Use a ‘RAT tactic. Take the Fifth and tell them to screw off.”
Step 2: We’ve mislaid the records and will need three years to locate them.
Step 3: The records have been lost/scrubbed/robbed.
For more steps, refer to NYT excuses that they believed coming from the Hillabeast.
..with a cloth or sumtin?
The good always use Clintoon’s excuse. It wasn’t intentional. All the minions were just “sloppy”. “Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy.” That seems to work for the ‘RATs every time also.