For $20, Oregon rehab center will put your ex's name on a salmon and feed it to a bear

Fox42 ^ | , February 9th 2019 | Genevieve Grippo

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

GRANTS PASS, Ore. (KTVL) — Less than one week from Valentine's Day, Wildlife Images is offering a unique way to get revenge on your ex-valentine.

In exchange for a $20 donation, your ex's name will be put on a salmon and served to one of the organization's 1,000 pound bears.

Participants will then get a special certificate and photos of Kodi and Yak "destroying their ex."

According to Wildlife Images, there is a limited number of salmon for this promotion. You can reserve your fish by clicking here.

[IYAS9YAS]

I’m in for $20. Don’t have an ex, but Hillary would do as a stand-in.

[FoxInSocks]

For $100, they’ll actually feed your ex to the bear.

[ChildOfThe60s]

I know it’s all in good fun, but it is pretty silly.

[Fai Mao]

I have no pithy quip for this one.

[Truth29]

Will the Secret Service pay you a visit is you put certain House and Senate leaders on the salmon?

[billorites]

I never listen to you huh?

[antidemoncrat]

Yes...unless you are a Hollywood celebrity or a Democrat.

[Beagle8U]

I wonder if they would feed them one of Pelosi’s salmon flavored diapers?

[Rebelbase]

Sal Bass breathes easy.

[Larry Lucido]

[Larry Lucido]

So first the salmon get a tattoo they don’t want, then fed to a bear? At least they don’t have to wear the tattoo long.

[oldasrocks]

How much to feed the wife to a bear. There would be a large bill for bear Pepto.

[I want the USA back]

Every bit as useful as the scam of “Name a star after someone” for Valentines Day.

[Lockbar]

[Libloather]

Bring a pic of the ex to Hooters and they throw in 10 free wings while some babe cuts the pic to shreds.