"Sorry I had to fight in the middle of your black panther party"
Posted on 03/08/2019 2:11:32 PM PST by truthkeeper
CHICAGO (WLS) -- A Cook County grand jury has returned a 16-count indictment against "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett, according to court records.
The Cook county State's Attorney's Office confirmed the indictment, which they said was returned by a grand jury on Thursday.
Smollett was originally charged with one felony count of disorderly conduct for filing a false police report by the Cook County State's Attorney's Office on Feb. 20...
(Excerpt) Read more at abc7chicago.com ...
"Sorry I had to fight in the middle of your black panther party"
“Free Jussie”
That’s what they’ll be saying on Cell Block D. “D” for “Dumb.”
“Sung to the tune of “16 Candles”;
“Sixteen Felonies...”
Or maybe, in your best Tennessee Ernie Ford,
“You break 16 laws,
what dya get,
a roommate named Bubba
and a room in Joliet . . .”
Fun comment from the liberal 'celebrity' Peanut Gallery, which the media won't followed up on.
*applause*
He should be fine in jail - after all, this is a guy who defended himself from two body-builders with nothing more than a Subway sandwich. Subway-fu. Fear it.
A misspelling on the birf certificate.
Find someone to read my previous posts to you.
LOL
Nicely turned phrases!
And because he is a doubly protected human, he will have virtually no punishment even if he is, somehow, convicted.
JoMa
Smollett had also reported a threatening letter sent to him on the “Empire” set containing a white powder, a week before the alleged attack. The letter is currently in the FBI crime lab for analysis, sources said, and experts believe Smollett could face federal charges for allegedly sending the letter.
I like it. That works too.
I recall Tennessee appearing on different entertainment shows in the 60’s. He dressed up all the time, like Dean Martin.
I think he also smoked during his performance. Everybody clapped.
Those were the days.
Yuk yuk
Maybe he can get a gig on some back channel out of El Salvador. Or land a PBS documentary about how semi successful people murder their own careers.☺
I hope they let him bring his self-tied noose to jail with him. eom
:-))
You bet. And did you notice Smollett seems to be as scarce as public pay phones nowadays? I can't imagine why.☺
Wow - not a single thread about this on DU, hard to believe.
Hahaha. That is great. :D
Yes
In kookafornia
He screwed up bigtime in many ways ......
I still believe his BIGGEST screw-up was insisting on “telling his story” to TV audiences.
Robin Roberts sat there looking like a deformed midget drinking in Smollett’s hoax on GMA....
Turns out she really PO’ed the ABC PTB.
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