Posted on 04/03/2019 1:17:44 PM PDT by Twotone
Get your hands off my plate!
Bee hives with trip wires...Surprise!
Can’t hardly wait. But a cautionary warning: Take away our beef, pork, and lamb and Vegans could become the new “white meat” (check photos of the anorexic and offensively vocal of that tribe). Long Pig is a genuine culinary term, after all.
Kangaroos and emus could do the trick.
Throw small bits of ground beef at them (the cheap stuff..no need to go crazy).
Neighbors should join in, and make sure these folks return to cars with four flat tires, and a cup of sugar in the gas tank.
Just stock up on avocados now, seed and scoop the fleshy part into Ziplock Freezer bags with a squirt on Lemon or Lime juice and Seal up with no air in the bags. They will keep in the Freezer just fine. If You get the flesh out of each side You can slice them like fresh after they thaw a bit or mash up for Guacamole.
Cheeseburgers.
If vegan terrorists want to eat grass and bananas, nobody tells them not to and nobody goes around harassing people at the produce section of the grocery store.
So the only conclusion that can be drawn is vegan lifestyles turn people violent and robs them of impulse-control.
Burgers for everyone! Eat Beef!
Lacking the Brain Proteins needed to be smart Vegans always appear confused and unready for reality.
Hitler loved vegetables more than humans
It does make me wonder how many of these Vegans are pro-choice. If killing a cow for food is bad, how bad is it to kill a human fetus?
I’d do it but just tear up their mode of transportation.
As this is Australia, guns are out of the question. However, the farmers might deploy manure spreaders, crop dusters and irrigation sprinklers.
Schedule the cannibal convention for the same place, same time.
Vegans can be tasty if properly cleaned and prepared.
Like those animal rights people that would sneak in and release the mink so that they could “live free”. It was unbelievable numbers that were released (like 5,000 at a time!), with maybe 1,000 recovered, and the rest dying in the woods.
I was just reading about some vegan web person that had a huge following. That is the latest fad - millions of hits on vegan websites, while there aren’t close to the numbers of actual vegans in the world. (I suppose just like millions of hits on the Kardashians, in spite of so few Kardashians).
Anyway - her friend took a photo while eating dinner and put in out on instagram. The vegan had a piece of fish on her plate. She tried to apologize (my doctor said my health was going down so fast, I need to eat some meat, and I have only been eating fish since 6 weeks ago...)
She let a lot of her cultish followers down and lost her following (and her web-hit money).
’ Vegans plan for ‘biggest’ action ‘the world has ever seen’
Oh goody. Break out the steaks.
I like the idea of manure spreaders - those jet type with liquid poop.
“...where more than 100 activists stormed a family farm....”
In a just world...they would have been shot.
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