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Donell Cooper: Basketball star banned after drug test shows him to be pregnant
The Independent via Yahoo ^ | 8/05/19 | Alessio Perrone

Posted on 08/07/2019 5:34:55 PM PDT by Libloather

An American basketball player was suspended after an attempt to cheat at a urine drug test backfired spectacularly ­– revealing he was pregnant.

The International Basketball Federation (FIBA) banned Donell “DJ” Cooper Jr, a 28-year-old point guard who last played for AS Monaco, for two years for “fraud” after a urine sample was found to contain a hormone commonly associated with pregnancy.

Cooper, a Chicago native and former college standout, had gone undrafted in the 2013 NBA draft but developed a successful pro career in Europe.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: basketball; cooper; drugs; pregnant; sports; test
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To: Jet Jaguar
No. He submitted his girlfriends piss.

And that's how found out his GF was pregnant.

21 posted on 08/07/2019 5:53:25 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (To the Left, The truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
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To: Lurkinanloomin

Well he just got screwed out of a basketball career.


22 posted on 08/07/2019 5:56:12 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country! Now)
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To: SaveFerris
Check Engine light

Person does not pass emissions test or human test.

23 posted on 08/07/2019 5:56:23 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: Deaf Smith

Heh, but now somebody else got their chance to play in the NBA, lol.


24 posted on 08/07/2019 5:57:46 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Gotta stick the OBD-II probe up its ass to get the diagnosis.


25 posted on 08/07/2019 5:59:13 PM PDT by VietVet876
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To: TangoLimaSierra

Zactley.


26 posted on 08/07/2019 6:03:34 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: SaveFerris
That looks like a Buick V-8 with 4bbl carb/air cleaner combo, cooling fan and a transmission bell housing at the rear.

Are you sure?


27 posted on 08/07/2019 6:03:43 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

Heh


28 posted on 08/07/2019 6:05:03 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Libloather

There was one time a guy peed on a pregnancy test just as a joke. It turned out positive. Turned out he was found to have a wicked form of testicular cancer. And it was no longer a joke.


29 posted on 08/07/2019 6:10:00 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: Libloather

Was that not a skit in a Cheech & Chong movie?


30 posted on 08/07/2019 6:19:43 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Libloather

I guess the fake pee he bought online was no good.


31 posted on 08/07/2019 6:33:23 PM PDT by grumpygresh
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To: dirtymac

His little storm will blow over and he’ll be back on the court in a few months, that’s the way basketball runs.


32 posted on 08/07/2019 6:36:59 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Liberalism: intolerance masquerading as tolerance)
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To: bagster

That was the best courtroom scene in cinema history.


33 posted on 08/07/2019 6:38:32 PM PDT by Loud Mime (Liberalism: intolerance masquerading as tolerance)
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To: Loud Mime
'A Few Good Men' wasn't half bad either.

'Caine Mutiny' honorable mention.


34 posted on 08/07/2019 6:46:55 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: OrangeHoof

Indeed, just getting in touch with his feminine side...


35 posted on 08/07/2019 6:55:30 PM PDT by 100American (Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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To: Libloather

He squatted to take a pee, should not have done that.


36 posted on 08/07/2019 6:56:55 PM PDT by wetgundog (CNN is FAKE NEWS ...Just added NBC.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Yep, and he thought he HAD problems!


37 posted on 08/07/2019 7:13:51 PM PDT by Amberdawn
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To: Libloather

FINALLY! Proof that men can get pregnant!!!


38 posted on 08/07/2019 7:17:30 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Libloather

SHE is pregnant.


39 posted on 08/07/2019 7:19:45 PM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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To: Libloather

Oops.


40 posted on 08/07/2019 8:17:52 PM PDT by bgill
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