All is well! Missiles launched from Iran ... Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. ... I will be making a statement tomorrow morning. [Trunc][Trump tweet]

twitter.com ^ | 1-7-2020 | President Trump

[matt1234]

Full text:

"All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning."

[MortMan]

How rash and impulsive! /sarc

[dontreadthis]

some ice cream and I’m going to bed

[SamAdams76]

Two scoops of ice cream for President Trump!'

[butlerweave]

Let Iran sweat

[dsc]

Do those buckets of dog crap at CNN really fail to understand how idiotic they look prattling about two scoops of ice cream?

[calljack]

I wonder what kind of “statement” he will make.

[LYDIAONTARIO]

Obama would have drawn a line in the sand to scare them.

[redlegplanner]

Cue the JAWS theme - da dum dum. Da Dum Dum. DADUMDUMDUMDUM!

They’re gonna need a bigger country....

[TigersEye]

Notice the name of the author/reporter.
Maybe Jeanne Moos because she had to give extra milk. :)

[fhayek]

That casual attitude is going to piss off the Iranians, and other enemies of America, as well as the Democrats (but, I repeat myself...).

[redcatcherb412]

Otherwise, we’re checking the broad side of our barn for any missing paint and will let you know tomorrow.

[MortMan]

Only if you count soiling the entry carpet, a la the family dog on Halloween.

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Something tells me that a S-400 missile system is in the offing.

[Widget Jr]

My half educated guess about what this means:
No casualties and no significant damage.
Iran's missiles only hit sand.

Iranian attempt at provoking the U.S. to fight on their terms: FAIL.
Trump +1, AGAIN.

[Moonman62]

This appears to be a symbolic attack by Iran.

[LibertyWoman]

I really wish he’d address the nation in the evening...

[lodi90]

Iranian attempt at provoking the U.S. to fight on their terms: FAIL.
Trump +1, AGAIN.

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Yep. No doubt they are all buttoned up and waiting for incoming ordnance. Best to catch them at a time of President Trump’s choosing.

[Ratman0823]

To which there will probably be a non-symbolic attack ON Iran sometime in the not-too-distant future.

[be-baw]

If there were no American casualties, don’t be surprised if it ends here. I mean a temporary cessation of overt hostilities. Meanwhile, the parties will work through intermediaries behind the scenes to try to find a path toward mutual peaceful coexistence.