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To: goldstategop

Geographic joke for those illiterates

“Why doesn’t Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?”

“Because Oklahoma sucks”

It’s a joke!


4 posted on 01/28/2020 12:01:19 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
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To: Vendome

Whoa now! Them thar be fightin’ words! LOL

It is almost as bad as this one:

Wyoming, where the men are men . . .and the sheep are nervous.


8 posted on 01/28/2020 12:06:01 AM PST by txnativegop (The political left, Mankinds intellectual and political hemlock)
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To: Vendome

Why is Kansas so windy?

Because Colorado blows and Missouri sucks!

Every place has such jokes.

It’s funny, I’m a world class expert on developing safety critical airborne systems. I have had clients from most corners of the globe - India, Israel, China, Korea, Japan, Denmark, France, England, Germany, Canada, and across the US. And the dumbest man on TV (being Meadowlark’s unfunny brother) feels secure in mocking my level of knowledge.

They know how to stoke political fires against them, don’t they?


53 posted on 01/28/2020 7:27:53 AM PST by MortMan (Is "buttcheeks" one word, or should I spread them apart?)
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