[Puppage]

I always thought it was illegal to stump political in a church.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Only for Republicans.

[frank ballenger]

Illegal to campaign....Perhaps a generous donation to the church building fund helped smooth the way for an exception. Now called “guest pastor” Mike.

The crowd may have thought otherwise, though.

Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream (1965 song)

....
The man said get out of here I’ll tear you limb from limb.
I said you know, they refused Jesus, too. He said you’re not him.