Posted on 06/09/2020 9:00:49 AM PDT by richardtavor
“Just curious where do men proposing to their sweethearts and Brits about to receive a knighthood fit into all of this?”
Not sure about the sweetheart. When I was engaged, there was a whole table of family, both sides, who were in on the rather arranged deal.
Regarding knighthood, typically Jewish knights were not noble (although that happened, later in England), and so merely bowed:
http://medievaljews.org/articles/jewish-near-knights/
And now for a funny joke:
Shlomo the tailor was a very successful tailor in London, England. He made formal wear for all the important royals, and even made Winston Churchill’s suits during WWII. He did a great job, had a Royal Appointment, and was very well respected.
After many years of service, the Queen decided that he should be knighted for his loyal service, much to his joy and pride.
Shlomo, despite rubbing elbows with royalty for 50 years, was a humble and simple man. He had never been to an event where his fine suits were worn. So he asked a client what the proper procedure was. The client explained the dress, the process, and even the knighting ceremony to him. The hardest part was he had to memorize a phrase in Latin for when he was actually knighted.
He made himself a fine set of formal wear, got a good hair cut and beard trim, and set out to memorize the procedure and the phrase.
Well, the big day came. He and the other knights-to-be was taken to the castle in a carriage. Walked down the red carpet among all the beaming people, so happy to see him honored at last. He watched the honorees, kneel before the Queen.
They would each get down on one knee, bow, and she would touch his (or her, there were, indeed several lady knights) shoulder with the sword. They would say the Latin phrase. Then they would switch knees, she would touch the knight on the other shoulder with the sword, and they would arise, a Knight of the Kingdom.
Well, it got to be Shlomo’s turn. He approached the Queen, got down on his knee, she touched his shoulder with the sword.
And he blanked on the Latin phrase. Completely blank.
Panicked, he said the first non-English phrase that came to his mind: “Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam, she’heheyanu v’kiy’manu v’higi’anu la’z’man ha’ze!”
The Queen then touched his other shoulder. Once again, Shlomo said: “Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu, melekh ha’olam, she’heheyanu v’kiy’manu v’higi’anu la’z’man ha’ze!”
Puzzled, the Queen turned to her advisor and asked: “Why is this knight different from all the other knights?
She graduated from convent of sacred heart. She lists her religion as Jewish
Her mother transfered her out of a Jewish Day school.
It will be racist if you do NOT kneel to the flag. Just wait for this fall season of football.
Schumer is a JINO POS.
Him and Pelosi wearing K*ntClothe.
Except for RH and YM, or as SJ said if I had a rifle in my hand.
THIS JEW DOESN’T KNEEL.
Especially to COMMUNIST SCUM.
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