A lot of messin’ with Texas lately.
Don’t Mask With Texas
Wasn’t it the movie Naked Gun where the 2 people had on full-length, body condoms? Wearing masks at home seems like about the same idea.
“I’m usually the best with a snappy retort.”
Q: Did you catch that fish?
A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail.
A: No, it’s a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations.
Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer?
A: No, today we’re giving tickets out for doing things right.
A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away.
A: No, I’m giving a ticket to this crazy street because it’s going the wrong way.
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?
A: A hundred and twelve — we like to change seats every few minutes.
A: One — my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A: I don’t know — I can’t count that high, either.
You can’t fix stupid.
LOL. I’m still seeing people walking alone outside and driving their cars wearing a mask.
It’s apiece of paper or cloth people
Even in the shower?
Kidding aside, this is madness.
I can’t bear the masks, and as soon as I leave a store down it goes. I don’t wear it in my car, and won’t wear it at home or in my yard. Not that there are any neighbors close enough to notice.
We should seriously consider postponing the presidential election until March. If it saves just one life......
#sarcasm
And in your car, while eating, during sex (all kinds), While swimming in the ocean ALONE! While sleeping, while showering or bathing, while smoking, while doing CPR, while vomiting.
My home state has died...
Context is important!
What Chief Kidd said was if you have family members who routinely interact with people outside the home (IE, shopping, working, partying etc.), then that individual should wear a mask to prevent the possible spread to family member - but it is only necessary if you have someone in your home with underlying medical conditions.
Sounds more reasonable when you remove the media spin.
I get that many don’t want the government telling them what to do. I get that there is uncertain scientific evidence that masks do anything.
Let people make up their own minds.
The Lone Ranger doesn't have a problem with it.
A mask is a mind control device.
Horse hockey!
Dig a grave, set a coffin in it, lie down inside, and close the lid. Stay there until the government says it is safe. For added protection wear a mask. :)
EBOLA!
of wait. It’s not.
The nursing home told my aunt and other residents to wear their masks in their rooms and to keep the doors shut. Keep the windows shut. Sounds healthy, right?
I’ve had a couple of medical video appointments with a doctor who wears what appears to be an N-95 mask in his own office with the door closed.
Does he think I’m going to infect him via my iPad?
Does that include when you sleep too?