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To: Eleutheria5

I bet when Rush got to the gates of heaven, St. Peter stopped him and while flipping through the book of life he said:

“Rush, Looks like you took out a loan from God for your talent and now that you are no longer on Earth...”

Rush slightly flabbergasted replies back:

“Oh that.... What do I have to do to repay that debt I owe to God?”

St. Peter wryly smiled and said:

“The Talent is now all yours! Because as you know, in Heaven, all Debts are forgiven!”

Rush asked:

“Well now that I am in heaven and I now own the Talent, what am I to do with my time?”

St. Peter chuckled a bit and replied:

“God has a Golden Microphone that he has reserved just for you here in Heaven and you can use it from Noon to 3pm Heaven Standard time if you want it.”

Later that day in Heaven a new Heavenly Radio show started and the host of that radio show was able to say with full confidence:

“Hello everyone, I am Rush Limbaugh coming to you from the Heavenly golden EIB microphone with Talent fully paid off on, from God!”


4 posted on 02/17/2021 11:24:04 AM PST by GraceG ("If I post an AWESOME MEME, STEAL IT! JUST RE-POST IT IN TWO PLACES PLEASE")
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To: GraceG

I can almost hear it. “From Gooood.”

OK. I’m getting choked up, again.


8 posted on 02/17/2021 11:29:15 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (RIP my "teddy bear".)
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To: GraceG

That was beautiful. Thank you.

I haven’t logged on here in years but I wanted to let you know how nice that was. It’s been so long since I was here I was actually looking for a “Like” button. LOL.


29 posted on 02/17/2021 11:44:02 AM PST by FReepaholic (Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.)
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To: GraceG

“Rush slightly flabbergasted replies back”

I heard him say once that the loan would be recalled.


32 posted on 02/17/2021 11:46:04 AM PST by odawg
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To: GraceG

That’s really nice. Thank you.


69 posted on 02/17/2021 2:20:25 PM PST by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: GraceG

That’s good....thanks.


73 posted on 02/17/2021 5:24:04 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: GraceG

Wonderful tribute


74 posted on 02/17/2021 5:27:46 PM PST by WmShirerAdmirer
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To: GraceG

Hallelujah!
Earlier, I was looking at a Jewish message that said don’t focus on the darkness, focus on the light. I wanted to post something about Rush bringing light, but the word that occurred to me was harbinger. No clue what it meant. It means forerunner. Rush is the forerunner of the light? Makes sense, this spiritual message.


76 posted on 02/17/2021 5:34:36 PM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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