[bagster]

Yikkety yikkety yak
Kojak's a really fat hack
dead bodies he counts
while the vaccine lies mount
and he has lots of hair on his back.

(but none on his head)

Tada!

#LimerickWars

[hillarynot]

A Limerick war now has just begun
By Bagster who thinks this is real fun
These wars are for real, and it’s a big deal
Limerick Guy already knows who has won

He spins them knowing he is the best
But Bagster gave him a good test
So my message to you, Bagster you’re number two
So you’re better than all of the rest.