more like a cat
It was Biden. He got loose. But he’s back in his room now.
Our cats have typed many such messages. Perhaps it really is some sort of code they’re typing. Hmmm...
If the nuclear launch code is really ‘;l;;gmlxzssaw’, we’re in worse trouble than we realize...
At least this tweet was less embarrassing and idiotic than the shots taken at Tucker Carlson from military Twitter accounts.
It’s a cat. The pattern is recognizable.
I’ve had many such strange messages left for me by my cat.
Cat gets a treat.
Within days there will be a bulletin from high up banning the presence of coffee cups near computer equipment. ;-) If the SAC guys are lucky they’ll still be allowed water bottles with closed tops and permanently attached straws.
This reeks of Covfefe.
It was Decoded by His Highness pResident Joementia Xiden.
The Message reads: DRINK MORE OVALTINE.
Hmm, if you map that out on a standard keyboard it could be finger puppets doing either a cha-cha or the line dance associated with Achy Breaky Heart. ;-)
If it’s the nuclear code, Biden won’t remember it.
“Bafflegab”, pure and simple.
Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever seen come over a tweet. You sure you got today’s codes?
Someone fell asleep with their face on the keyboard.
BS - and why on earth would a Twitter post from an official military source not be on a secure mobile device? Hell, I said for the last 15 years of my Air Force service that the IT folks were making us so secure we couldn’t do our jobs. How did some 2-year-old get past the security?
2 yr olds would be an improvement over team Biden.
Bidenspeak.
Are nuclear forces, have a Twitter account. How childish. Russia is laughing at us, when they are not terrified at watching a nation with our nuclear arsenal descending into childish madness.
Instability and infantile insanity is spooky. And sane people work to neutralize such threats in various ways.
If that’s not a joke, and NPR thinks it’s supposed to make us feel better that a 2 year old got ahold of the keyboard, it doesn’t. That means some mommy Air Force Officer running the twitter account has kids and god knows who else around it.
Maybe she can’t launch missiles, but do you really want the acting for America’s nuclear force tweeting out something other national forces get worried about?
Idiots. Imagine LeMay hearing this.