[ChicagoConservative27]

This is not the bee! You heard right. Unarmed patrols to fight guns! Mao suits included.

[Be Careful]

Now, there ya go! Another Einstein Idea strikes again

[brownsfan]

Wow. Jaw droppingly stupid.

[PIF]

Two dozen, soon to be a lot fewer.

[tflabo]

Whaaaaaa? They can’t find any social workers for the task? Summer of Love, part 2 coming right up.

[Obadiah]

And just who are the idiots that will volunteer for this job?

[newfreep]

Hey Portland...

[ScubaDiver]

If you’re looking for evidence that we’re devolving as a species, I suggest you needn’t look any further. All the evidence you’ll ever need can be found in the Portland City Counsel.

[Jonny7797]

WTF is this going to do?

[The Louiswu]

These jobs will be given to members of BLM, ANTIFA and other thug groups. It won’t get guns off the streets it will just allow these leftist radical groups to take over the streets and add a scent of legitimacy to their efforts. Crime will go down cause thug won’t shoot thug, but low the whitey that ventures out after dark, that’ll be bad news

I’ve said this before, those that take the place of the police will be some evil, unchecked thugs. Bye bye Portland.

[Jan_Sobieski]

Only a PHD with post doctoral research could have come up with this brilliant strategy. Perhaps our own UT PHD freeper helped?

[Leaning Right]

Unarmed patrols? I am very concerned about this. Mainly because of the word “patrol”. That word is offensive, and militaristic. It triggers me, and forces me to retreat to my safe space under my front porch.

I therefore demand that Portland change the name of those folks to “unarmed idiots“. Yes, that will work for me.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Using nothing but the power of liberal tears, tyrants have been overthrown. Slaves have been freed, economies have been saved, whole species have been brought back from the brink of extinction. And now it seems bullets can be stopped.

[DugwayDuke]

I’m sure it makes perfect sense to the City Council of Portland, Oregon.

[rellic]

The stupidity of the Portland(Multnoma county) never ceases to amaze me.
Since I have Portland connection going back 50 tears now, I’m well aware of the place. I personally think it is due to Californians. While Oregon is filled with Californians, All the stupid ones seem to land in Portland and Salem.

[JBW1949]

What could go wrong?????

*ROFLMAO*

[SkyDancer]

What will they do? Point at the person with a gun and yell “Gun!” and call their mom’s?

[JesusIsLord]

Some people will learn the lesson:...."Never bring an 'Unarmed’ Patrol' to a gunfight.

[Sacajaweau]

Unarmed.....Of course I’ll volunteer....

[exnavy]

Recruit democrats.

[TomGuy]

Applicants are lining up in droves?

Armed with sjw pamphlets and ID’s with next-of-kin info.