Well I can finally cross that off of my 100 things I give a sh&t about in 2021.
Ok, so how do they taste?
What about the Medium Pandas?
It would have been ironic if COVID-19 had wiped out the entire Panda population in China. *Maybe* people would have finally gotten made at China.
Oh.
I trust the Chinese Communists about as far as I can throw Stacey Abrams on her way home from an all you can eat buffet.
By Lorelie Scorzafava
We are all getting those grills going. Nothing tastes better than steak from the grill. Just keep in mind that bear steak needs to be cooked so no pink remains inside. Please be on the side of food safety and use an instant meat thermometer. That does not mean a dried out piece of meat. It just means that you need to grill over medium high heat, flip often and do not pierce the bear steaks. Also letting the meat rest, tented with foil, on a warm serving platter will allow the juices to redistribute through the meat while you make the scrumptious sauce. The sauce is a red wine base, so make sure you get a good bottle of red because you can finish off the bottle in a glass as you enjoy your meal.
Pandas have done everything in their power to achieve extinction. They don’t naturally eat a very nutritionally dense diet, they’re not good at defending themselves, they’re not interested in breeding, and they are terrible parents, but western science and money has kept them on the earth because they look cuddly.
Conveniently, the Chinese government has declared their population as “no longer endangered” the same month as the 100th anniversary of the communist revolution. No scientist or zoo official would dare correct them.
Recipes to follow...
They’re immortal now too.
Even OANN reported it as news. I think that Kung Pao Panda is now on the regular menu in fancy restaurants. Will their meat be available in the Wuhan wet market? Excellent choice when served with Black & White scotch.
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They’re all dead now.
“Chinese officials have announced that giant pandas are no longer endangered after efforts to help drive up their population”
Pandas are back on the menu in Beijing!
Great! Now if they could announce that climate change is over, that would be great!