Posted on 07/18/2021 9:46:30 AM PDT by taketheredpill
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Athletes are arriving at the Olympic Village in Japan ahead of the Tokyo Olympics to find “anti-sex” beds.
According to Spanish news outlets, athletes are starting to arrive at the accommodations ahead of the 23rd of July start of the Olympics and due to the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic, athletes will be discouraged from engaging in any unnecessary social mixing or close interaction, including sexual intercourse.
The “anti-sex” beds are reportedly made from cardboard and they are designed to only be able to withstand the weight of one person.
The beds are expected to break with any sudden movements and they are recyclable.
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Then just do it on the floor.
They’re athletes. I doubt that a lack of a suitable bed will slow them down much.
Young, at their physical peak, body-focused, and coming off a very stressful competition (after their meets), in the middle of tons of hot strangers...yeah, a cardboard bed is going to get in the way.
Stop the tradition of young athletes screwing their brains out?
Competition for the Babylon Bee....
they are athletes
i doubt this will slow them down
maybe they should also have a missionary only rule
This woke culture has really messed me up. After reading the headline, I seriously thought that an “anti-sex” bed was one that was designed to be gender-neutral.
(Yeah, I know. All beds are designed to be gender-neutral...I guess.)
Are the beds one-size fits all? Because I think the female gymnasts and the weightlifters would have different capacities.
No sex among the Olympians? Might as well not even go!
Problem is now, do you know if the women are really women?
Do they also have recyclable cardboard chairs, floors and showers? Asking for a friend.
Stupid idea. They’ll just move the mattress to the floor.
The Japanese traditionally sleep with a matress on the floor and it evidently is enough for them.
“The “anti-sex” beds are reportedly made from cardboard and they are designed to only be able to withstand the weight of one person.”
A 15yo prepubesent female gymnast, or a Bulgarian male weightlifter?
Gonna be a lot of rug burns on these athletes.
Then just do it on the floor.
Some them will do it in the cafeteria while eating lunch
Yeah, I know. All beds are designed to be gender-neutral...I guess.)
Love always finds a way.
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