Biden to undergo routine colonoscopy, Kamala Harris to be acting president while he's under anesthesia

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[janetjanet998]

BREAKING: Biden to undergo routine colonoscopy, Kamala Harris to be acting president while he's under anesthesia

[Rocko Jack]

Kamala is more qualified to be the proctologist

[I want the USA back]

So, for a short time, the country is in the hands of the world’s most skilled mattress tester.

[TexasFreeper2009]

heels up Harris will temporarily be president?

*shudders*

[RckyRaCoCo]

Unfortunate results of an American Colonoscopy...

Biden and Kamala

[moovova]

So many GREAT comments in this thread!

[nagant]

Did I get a “routine colonoscopy”? How did I miss that?

[Trumplican]

“bring in young children and see if he responds?”

LOL

[Carriage Hill]

How will we even know if he doesn’t make it?

[Flaming Conservative]

Sure they are.

[chuckee]

Kamala may be acting Prez for awhile. This colonoscopy may take several days as they may have to remove the blockage of his head up his a$$ before they up periscope.

[Boston Blackie]

If he does not come out of it and a mysterious ailment takes out Harris at the same time then Pelosi will be president. Happy dreams.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

If they discover a good Idea, Uncle Joe will never wake up.

[markomalley]

I expect a cruise missile through my front door in about an hour or so...

[lee martell]

That is usually a relatively brief procedure, even when the patient
“goes under”. So, regretfully Old Joe will be back to complaining about Trump or Climate Change within hours.
He will probably sleep in the hospital that one night. I just went through all this myself last month.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

How many EO’s can she sign in 45 minutes?

[WinMod70]

“Hmm. Colonoscopies are never routine..”

Especially after the age of 75.

[Tench_Coxe]

Just for some tinfoil fun:
I think it was last week (I think Posobiec) it was mentioned that there was a communication going on with regards to brushing nomination of a new VP to fill a vacancy.

I'm old enough to remember Soviet premiers being relegated to their Black Sea dacha for "reasons of health"--the real reason is that they got crossways with the powers behind the throne and were deemed no longer useful.

[Harpotoo]

Who cares, how much worse can it get?

[mad_as_he$$]

Or Biden commits suicide while under anesthesia in a bold move to prove he's serious about the spending bill.

[glennaro]

During all of this there’s no change of “who’s in charge” since neither Biden nor Harris is a factor.