Never saw a anatomically correct snowman yet.
New to the internet, are we? :P
Yes, there ARE such things... :P
I checked out BING. You don’t want to go there.
That carrot doesn’t necessarily have to be nose
In other news, Bruce Jenner finally went all the way and is carrotless now,
Just thought you’d like to know : )
I led our fraternity effort to make one long ago. He was a well endowed ogre/monster. Still gives me nightmares. Shudder.
Snowmen have retractable penises that look like carrots. But because they're retractable, you rarely see them. Not unless you come across a drunk snowman who's flashing.
I saw two anatomically correct snowmen. Well, the one on the bottom was a snow woman.
See post 30.
3. Yup. They put his “carrot” in the wrong place and the squirrels ran away with his nuts - they looked like walnuts.
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RE: Never saw a anatomically correct snowman yet.
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You may have and but have forgotten it.
Unless you are high class and didn’t go to see Dumb and Dumber in which Jeff Daniels is handed a carrot to finish the snowman and he puts it in the lower region.
Something tells me the Dartmouth Winter Carnival would be the place to see one, if it's still going on ...
My mom used to get sooo mad when I would put the carrot there.
There is a bone in the Christmas goose that looks like a pair of large sabre fangs. I used to make a mouth and put those in there with some ketchup. She didnt find that funny either.