[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

You may not have syphilis if you test positive...

[T.B. Yoits]

So...Pfizer, Moderna, and other pharmaceutical korporations will pay for accurate testing for everyone who took the Jim Jones Jab and gets a positive test result for syphilis?

[moovova]

Should’ve used protection while having sex with that needle.

[Scarlett156]

“As syphilis continues to increase in our nation...”

Uh.... I thought we were winning the war on STDs...?

[9YearLurker]

But you apparently very well might have undiagnosed endocarditis (from the stab).