[Hostage]

Exactly two years from today, courtesy of two billionaires, the Psychopathic Bill Gates and the CIA Step-Kid Jeff Bezos, red meat will go the way of free and fair elections.

[JonPreston]

Why are they doing this?

Because there is absolutely no political opposition.

[Migraine]

However, two years before the doom, it is April Fool’s Day.

[Bob434]

Ignore the megalomaniacs- what will they do? Send the army in to slaughter billions of meat animals?

[Bayard]

Fake news? This is insane.

[Night Hides Not]

LOL, check the calendar.

[packagingguy]

This has to be an April Fool’s joke. Banning red meat isn’t going to happen. Many places cattle are raised are not suitable for row crop farming.

[Bayard]

APRIL FOOLS TODAY

[cranked]

Not going to ban meat without serious, serious repercussions.
And how the hell you going to ‘ban meat’ from rural people who can raise and slaughter their own meat sources for consumption.
GTFO!!

[Tupelo]

Thank God for Hormel. I will still have SPAM

[mewzilla]

I guarantee it won’t be banned in the dining rooms of Congress, the UN, the UK’s Parliament et al...

[Carriage Hill]

“...115% of American voters...”

Huh?

[Drew68]

April Fools joke aside, they’ll ban red meat by making it so expensive, shoppers will be forced to look for alternative protein sources.

It’s all part of the plan.

[Billthedrill]

I don’t like stories like this even in jest - it gives the sumbitches ideas.

[backwoods-engineer]

Why wouldn’t states just say NO, we will do what we want? Desantis has the balls to protect Florida’s cattle industry.

[cuban leaf]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. This story is b******* without some sort of corroborating sources along with it.

I’m assuming it’s satire.

One of the reasons I believe Denny calls for a flat tax for ludicrous is because of fair portion of the country gets its fairly significant income from the tax industry. A flat tax would put them all out of work which would destroy their economy. Same thing with this. We’ve got bigger fish to fry and more serious risks to worry about right now.

[Pollard]

NOTICE

This is an April Fool’s article and the FDA ban on real meat is a fictional scenario. A primary reason why we post April Fool’s articles is to act as warnings. We want to wake people up to see what could happen if actions aren’t taken to protect and preserve freedom.

Over the years, many of our April Fool’s “jokes” have come true, including our fictional prediction of adult vaccine mandates and internment camps. This isn’t a coincidence. This is planned, and you can see it happening around you. The future of your personal and medical freedoms has not yet been decided. The ending will depend on you.

[kaila]

That fake vegetable meat is full of sodium. Its not healthy.

[joshua c]

look for “bugs are yummy” articles

[ridesthemiles]

April Fool’s Day item???

[jpp113]

As long as they don’t ban Bacon...thats a causus belli and will result in CW II