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Is the Biden Regime Going to Ban Real Meat?
News7g.com and Wild Recesses of Hostage's Mind ^
| April 1, 2022
| FDA and Mean Old Hostage
Posted on 04/01/2022 10:07:38 AM PDT by Hostage
April 01, 2022
> As part of "The Great Reset a recent decision by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration will ban real meat and is slated to take effect April 1, 2024. > The FDA, the same group of government apparachiks that brought us that blockbuster series known as the PLANDEMIC, has manufactured a belief that beef production is a major factor of a manufactured crisis known as CLIMATE CHANGE.
> University researchers believe measurements of methane composition comprise a statistically significant fraction in the form of bovine fartroxide.
> Headed by acolytes of that government wunderkind known as Tony "Two Masks" Fauci", the FDA has decided to ban real meat in favor of fake beef.
> An MSDNC poll reveals 115% of American voters are in favor of banning cows and scorned women, but not Rachel Maddoe who according to CNN gossip is attempting to transition to something innovative.
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; FReeper Editorial
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; chat; fakemeat; vanity
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Exactly two years from today, courtesy of two billionaires, the Psychopathic Bill Gates and the CIA Step-Kid Jeff Bezos, red meat will go the way of free and fair elections.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:07:38 AM PDT
by
Hostage
To: Hostage
Why are they doing this?
Because there is absolutely no political opposition.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:09:22 AM PDT
by
JonPreston
(Q: Never have so many, been so wrong, so often)
To: Hostage
However, two years before the doom, it is April Fool’s Day.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:09:41 AM PDT
by
Migraine
( )
To: Hostage
Ignore the megalomaniacs- what will they do? Send the army in to slaughter billions of meat animals?
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:10:15 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Hostage
Fake news? This is insane.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:10:55 AM PDT
by
Bayard
To: Hostage
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:11:21 AM PDT
by
Night Hides Not
(Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
To: Hostage
This has to be an April Fool’s joke. Banning red meat isn’t going to happen. Many places cattle are raised are not suitable for row crop farming.
To: Hostage
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:11:48 AM PDT
by
Bayard
To: Migraine
Remember citizens, Soylent Green is Green!
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:13:35 AM PDT
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: Hostage
Not going to ban meat without serious, serious repercussions.
And how the hell you going to ‘ban meat’ from rural people who can raise and slaughter their own meat sources for consumption.
GTFO!!
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:13:40 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: Bayard
I just saw a video of bill gates bemoaning the damage done by livestock to the atmosphere. This may be an April fools joke but he’s out there saying stuff pretty damn close to this.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:13:52 AM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Hostage
Thank God for Hormel. I will still have SPAM
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:13:58 AM PDT
by
Tupelo
(“Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*ck things up” (Barack Obama))
To: packagingguy
They can’t ban black meat because that would be racist.
Happy April 1.
:-)
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:14:35 AM PDT
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: JonPreston
Why are they doing this?Because it's April first.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:14:43 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
To: Migraine
Ya know, somewhere muddled in the morass of April Fools, Babylon Bee and the bunch of morons in the Butthead administration, I’m not sure what the hell to believe.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:15:10 AM PDT
by
budj
(Combat vet, 2nd of three generations.)
To: Bayard
Bovine fartroxide should have been a pretty good clue that this was an April Fool's joke.
To: Hostage
I guarantee it won’t be banned in the dining rooms of Congress, the UN, the UK’s Parliament et al...
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:16:01 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(We need to repeal RCV wherever it's in use and go back to dumb voting machines.)
To: skeeter
Best satire is when you aren’t sure if it isn’t serious.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:16:20 AM PDT
by
Bayard
To: Hostage
“...115% of American voters...”
Huh?
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:16:54 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: carriage_hill
Dead voters were included in the total—that is how you get over 100%.
;-)
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:18:50 AM PDT
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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