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  • Google killed its April Fools' Day joke after it allegedly lost people their jobs

    04/01/2016 7:40:13 AM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 28 replies
    Business Insider ^ | April 1, 2016 | Rob Price
    Google has abruptly killed off one of its April Fools' Day "jokes" after it caused outrage online, with multiple people claiming that it lost them their jobs. The premise of the joke was simple. In Gmail, next to the standard "Reply" button, Google added a "Mic drop" button. Using it would reply to the email, archive it — and also add a GIF of a "Despicable Me" minion dropping a mic. "Email's great, but sometimes you just wanna hit the eject button," Google wrote in a tongue-and-cheek blog post explaining its purpose. "Like those heated threads at work, when everyone's...
  • 324 DAYS

    04/01/2016 4:17:20 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 78 replies
    4/1/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz
    It is 324 days, 5 hours, 41 minutes, 46 seconds until the disgusting Marxism-loving arrogant Christophobic nefarious lying imperious preening opportunistic petty heinous hauty Imperialist vengeful pathetic self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing patronizing oligarchist disasterous anti-American sissified thin-skinned oppressive hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving breacher-of-trust socialist petulant deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator usurping so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office. That is: 324 days 7781...
  • How to Replace Blinker Fluid (Video)

    04/01/2016 9:08:06 AM PDT · by libertarian27 · 53 replies
    You Tube ^ | March 31, 2016 | ChrisFix
    Make sure you share this with your friends so they don't get ripped off! Learn how to change out the Blinker Fluid in your car or truck with my easy to follow how-to video!
  • NCAA to Sanction UNC Basketball for Phony Classes

    04/01/2016 7:20:17 AM PDT · by The_Media_never_lie · 23 replies
    self | April 1, 2016 | self
    UNC head basketball coach Roy Williams received a phone call today from the NCAA informing him that his team would be cited for enrolling students in fake academic classes over a 15 year period, which included at least one national championship team. In response to this accusation, Coach Williams responded, "Our young scholars worked as hard in these bogus academic classes as any students in real classes with real professors. In fact, our student athletes worked harder to circumvent the academic rules real students in a brick and mortar classroom. We believe in hard work, and our athletes worked hard"....
  • Still Report #753 - Ted Cruz May Be in DC Madam's Black Book (Video)

    04/01/2016 6:25:53 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 134 replies
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  • Dr. Rand Paul: Major Endorsement Announcement

    03/31/2016 12:47:40 PM PDT · by VitacoreVision · 77 replies
    Rand Paul Twitter ^ | 31 Mar 2016 | Rand Paul
    I have a major endorsement announcement to make tomorrow. Stay tuned... 12:37 PM - 31 Mar 2016 The announcement is going to be YUGE. Don't miss it...

    04/01/2016 6:12:43 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 67 replies
    In honor of the times we're living in... ********** April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~Mark Twain ********** Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~Chinese proverb ********** Men would not live long in society, were they not the mutual dupes of each other. ~François VI de la Rochefoucault (1613–1680) ********** He who is born a fool is never cured. ~Proverb ********** Let us be thankful for the fools.  But for them the rest of us could not...
  • Lefty Celebrities Rosie O’Donnell, Michael Moore Announce Joint Venture

    04/01/2015 11:56:17 AM PDT · by drewh · 28 replies
    Newsbusters ^ | APRIL 1, 2015
    In the most surprising news of the year so far concerning liberal celebrities, the New York Times reported in its Wednesday editions that Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell have more than ideological synchronicity. They are now expecting their first child together. As befits the leftist agenda of the Times, reporter Amanda Portcullis, who interviewed Moore and O’Donnell for the story, presented the developments in a highly positive light. She quoted no one who criticized Moore’s anti-business, anti-conservative movies, nor did she allow anyone to state an opposing view to O’Donnell’s 9/11 “trutherism” and hostility to gun rights. The article revealed...
  • See If You Can Spot the Hot Air April Fools Day Prank

    04/01/2015 10:06:11 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 6 replies
    Self | April 1, 2015 | P.J. Gladnick
    See if you can spot the HOT AIR April Fools Day prank.
  • GOP warns U.N. Obama's climate actions can be undone

    04/01/2015 9:21:02 AM PDT · by rktman · 11 replies ^ | 4/1/2015 | Rick Moran
    President Obama is about to commit the United States to meet greenhouse gas emission targets in an international agreement without consulting Congress, the agencies, or the states. Republicans are warning other countries that the president's executive orders can be overturned and that any negotiations should take that into account.
  • Best 'April Fools' Gags of All Time:

    04/01/2015 5:13:47 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 31 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 01 April 2015 | Reaganite Republican
    'Taco Liberty Bell' (1996): Taco Bell Corp placed a full-page ad in seven major newspapers announcing it had 'bought the Liberty Bell' and was renaming it the 'Taco Liberty Bell' in-order to help pay-down the national debt. Predictably, angry (+ slightly naive and/or lacking a calendar) citizens melted the phones at the offices of the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell is kept. Taco Bell executives let them stew for a few hours before revealing it was all an April Fools gag at noon.  President Clinton's quick-on-his-feet White House press secretary Mike McCurry responded when asked about the...
  • April Fool's Day is a Catholic Thing

    04/01/2015 5:16:02 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 19 replies
    Okay, so it isn't really Catholic thing per se, but the origin of April Fool's Day is actually found in the Church. A lot of people don't know this, so here's how the story goes. On February 24, 1582, Pope Gregory XIII issued the papal bull Inter Gravissimas which established the Gregorian calendar (which gets it's name from this pope) as the official calendar for the Christian world. With this pronouncement, the Julian calendar was replaced and the first day of the new year was moved to January 1. Those who continued to observe it on April 1, whether out...
  • Obamacare Shows America Suffers From A President Dangerously Disconnected From Reality

    04/04/2014 9:32:49 AM PDT · by Jim Robinson · 21 replies
    Forbes ^ | April 4, 2014 | Peter Ferrara Contributor
    The population of the U.S. is 314 million. On the day Obamacare was passed, the estimate of the uninsured was 60 million. So in this context, the supposed 7 million Americans signed up for insurance on the Obamacare Exchanges, even if that is a valid number, and all of those have actually started paying premiums, both of which are highly dubious, does not mean any significant success for Obamacare. That is especially so since at least 6 million Americans have lost their health insurance due to Obamacare, so far, with more to come once the illegally and arbitrarily delayed employer...
  • Google's April Fools' Day pranks: From Gmail Shelfies to Pokemon Maps and more

    04/01/2014 12:53:08 PM PDT · by PaulCruz2016 · 3 replies
    NDTV ^ | 04-01-2014 | Gopal Sathe
    Google might not be a scrappy startup anymore, but despite being one of the biggest companies in the world, they have managed to hold on to a unique sense of humour and that's most apparent on April 1 every year. The company has a long tradition of April Fools' Day jokes, and different teams like Chrome and Maps and Gmail all come up with their own pranks so there's a lot to choose from just out of Google. Last year, more than a few people actually believed that Google Nose - a sniff search system - was a real thing....
  • The Joke's on Us

    04/01/2014 10:51:22 AM PDT · by fwdude · 3 replies
    The Heritage Foundation ^ | April 1, 2014 | The Heritage Foundation
  • Viking Kitties Laid Off, to be Replaced with Fleet of Drones

    04/01/2014 10:16:31 AM PDT · by Admin Moderator · 95 replies
    4/1/2014 | Admin Moderator
    The Free Republic moderator staff today announced a major shakeup in the staffing at FR - no longer will the Viking Kitties be called upon to finish off trolls. "We decided that we should embrace 21st Century Technology instead of just getting all Medieval on trolls" Admin Moderator was quoted as saying. "Yeah, drones aren't cute and cuddly when not frying trolls, but you don't have to scoop the litterbox with drones." "We did extensive field testing of Chaotic Moon drones on Sidebar Moderator. They worked swimmingly and put Sidebar on the deck every time, although he hasn't quite been...
  • Finally, Obamacare is Working!

    04/01/2014 10:01:27 AM PDT · by jfd1776 · 24 replies
    Illinois Review ^ | April 1, 2014 A.D. | John F. Di Leo
    Rarely has a bill passed by Congress endured as many nicknames, both positive and negative, as The Affordable Care Act of 2010. Obamacare, Nationalized Healthcare, Socialized Medicine, even The Abominable Care Act… the list seems endless, as do the tentacles of this far-reaching 2000-some-page law, not to mention the stacks of enabling regulations that already tower over the average homeowner’s foreclosed house. But the critics and skeptics must admit at last, four years after its passage, that the program is working far beyond the wildest dreams of its supporters. Despite almost daily, almost laughable website crashes, holes in its security...
  • 17 great pranks to play on April Fools (or any day) that you may not have thought of...

    04/01/2014 10:00:21 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 37 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-1-14 | The Looking Spoon
  • Ted Cruz Flashes His Churchill Tattoo While Touting Obamacare Alternative

    04/01/2014 9:17:45 AM PDT · by Lucky9teen · 34 replies
    On Tuesday morning, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) showed off an April Fools’ Day Winston Churchill bicep tattoo, fooling at least one co-host of Fox & Friends. Cruz was on the show to tout his plan to repeal the Affordable Care Act and expand health savings accounts. Towards the end of the segment, co-host Steve Doocy asked the senator whether it’s true he has some new ink. Cruz rolled up a sleeve and showed off a cigar-smoking mug of Churchill painted in black on his arm, inspired by the Los Angeles street art depicting the lawmaker as a tattooed greaser. While...
  • FreeRepublic founder Jim Anderson found living in most liberal city in America.

    04/01/2014 8:56:32 AM PDT · by GraceG · 29 replies
    The Daily Rodent ^ | 4/01/2014 | Squirrelly Nutkins
    The enigmatic and hard to locate founder of the conservative news and information site FreeRepublic has finally been located after years of searching. After spending millions in local "establishments" of ill repute our reporter Jim Thompson has finally tracked down this legendary recluse. Suprisingly he has been located living in the America's most liberal city, Boulder Colorado. According to our reporter, Mr. Anderson has been living in the liberal bastion and pot capital of the world in order to build up the mental anti-bodies required in order to sustain a full assault against the liberalism he is expected to endure...

    04/01/2014 8:21:28 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 103 replies
    Original | April 1, 2014 | By Laz A. Mataz
    I have, for the last two or three years, done an April Fools Day thread. One, for example, said I would no longer post "I'd hit it". Another time, I posted that Google apologized for a Socialist doodle. Another time, I opused.But this year, I will not be posting an April Fools day thread. It's time to get serious in America. We need to stop screwing around and joking.These are tough, bitter times, and there is no room for humor or petty little 'April Fools Day' threads. Let's get over this stupid tradition, shall we?
  • Obama denies ‘you can keep it’ videotaped promises

    11/05/2013 5:14:54 AM PST · by Haiku Guy · 193 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | 11/5/13 | Neil Munro
    President Barack Obama told his enthusiastic supporters Monday night that he never promised what video recordings show him promising at least 29 times. The videos show Obama promising 300 million Americans that “if you like your health-care plan, you will be able to keep your health-care plan, period.” (snip)
  • Obama Declares April 1 ‘Fiscal Responsibility Day’

    04/01/2013 6:19:26 AM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 28 replies
    Obama Declares April 1 ‘Fiscal Responsibility Day’ April 1st, 2013 Scott Ott Obama signs National Fiscal Responsibility Day declarationPresident Obama declares April 1 ‘National Fiscal Responsibility Day’, as the infants and toddlers of Wall Street bankers crawl around his desk just out of the camera’s view. In a White House ceremony this morning, surrounded by young children of Wall Street bankers, and of staffers at the Federal Reserve, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, President Barack Obama signed an executive order designating today as ‘National Fiscal Responsibility Day.’ The president said the declaration would both “recognize the Herculean efforts of members...
  • Mayhem Ensues as Gun Shaped Cloud Forms over Baltimore School: Community Looking for Answers

    04/01/2013 7:18:56 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 15 replies ^ | April Fools' Day, 2013 |
    Mayhem ensues as gun shaped cloud forms over Baltimore school: Community looking for answers Park Elementary School in Baltimore is at it again—the same institution that suspended one of its grade schoolers for chewing his pop tart into the shape of a gun, is looking for answers in another ‘firearms’ incident that has shaken this fragile community. Last Friday, on a mildly overcast spring day, students in the progressive parochial school were enjoying their lunch recess when out of nowhere all hell broke loose. During a school wide game of kickball at roughly 12:30 in the afternoon the weather and...
  • UN Arms Trade Treaty Calls for Disarmament of Persons 55 and Older

    04/01/2013 6:54:07 PM PDT · by stevie_d_64 · 67 replies ^ | 4/01/13 | S.H. Blannelberry
    Individuals 55 and older would lose their right to keep and bear arms under a provision that’s expected to be included as part of a comprehensive United Nations Global Arms Trade Treaty. UN Secretary Gen. Ban Ki-moon spoke about the impetus behind the controversial measure at a press conference over the weekend in New York City, the site of the final negotiations between the 193 Member States. “Regulating the international transfers of both weapons and ammunition is a key component of a robust arms trade treaty, as is limiting civilian access to small arms and munitions,” said Ban Ki-moon. “There’s...
  • I picked the wrong day to come back to FreeRepublic

    04/01/2013 12:00:47 PM PDT · by GraceG · 70 replies
    It was election eve 2012 and the Free Republic site was the most optimistic site onthe internet, Romney was going to become the next president and all seemed right with the world. Then the Next day happened and it became the most depressing place on the internet as Romney lost and all we had to look forward to was the next 4,8.12,16 years of Obama and nothing pure socialism and the kulak round ups. So I decided to leave FreeRepublic as I was getting too dperessed. Today I log into FreeRepublic, because it is like a drug and I was...
  • Obama Proclaims April the Month to Teach Young People ‘How to Budget Responsibly’ (4/1?)

    04/01/2013 11:09:30 AM PDT · by Olog-hai · 21 replies
    Cybercast News Service ^ | April 1, 2013 | Terence P. Jeffrey
    President Barack Obama, who has increased the national debt by $53,377 per household, has proclaimed April “National Financial Capability Month,” during which his administration will do things such as teach young people “how to budget responsibly." “I call upon all Americans to observe this month with programs and activities to improve their understanding of financial principles and practices,” Obama said in an official proclamation released Friday. “My Administration is dedicated to helping people make sound decisions in the marketplace,” he said. …
  • Whistle Maker to move to Colorado

    04/01/2013 11:51:07 AM PDT · by GraceG · 16 replies
    WhistleMax Inc. the makers of the "Wet Ted Willy" and the "Slick Willy" rape whistles has announcwed that it will be moving it's operation from Dearbornistan Michiganistan to the People's Republic of Boulder to help offset the loss of the gun makers who are moving out of the state. Citing the new slew of Gun laws passed by the Colorado lawmakers that have prompted the loss of gun making jobs leaving the state the CEO has announced they will be moving into Colorado as the demand for useless forms of self protection in that state have skyrocketed.
  • The Official Mascots Of April Fools Day

    04/01/2013 11:38:19 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 6 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-1-13 | The Looking Spoon
  • This Is How To Spell Out How Liberals Are A Joke

    04/01/2013 10:43:58 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 12 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-1-13 | The Looking Spoon
  • UN Arms Trade Treaty Calls for Disarmament of Persons 55 and Older

    04/01/2013 7:11:44 AM PDT · by EXCH54FE · 79 replies
    Guns.Com ^ | Apr. 1, 2013 | S.H. Blannelberry
    Individuals 55 and older would lose their right to keep and bear arms under a provision that’s expected to be included as part of a comprehensive United Nations Global Arms Trade Treaty. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon spoke about the impetus behind the controversial measure at press conference over the weekend in New York City, the site of the final negotiations between the 193 Member States. “Regulating the international transfers of both weapons and ammunition is a key component of a robust arms trade treaty, as is limiting civilian access to small arms and munitions,” said Ban Ki-moon. “There’s an...
  • Google Apologizes to Christians For Easter Cesar Chavez 'Doodle'

    04/01/2013 6:19:42 AM PDT · by Lazamataz · 226 replies
    Fox News ^ | April 1, 2013 | By Mr. Zatam Azal
    Google’s decision to mark Easter Sunday with a doodle of leftist icon Cesar Chavez atop its search engine angered some users in what they see as a snub of Jesus on the day Christians mark his resurrection. However, Google executives offered quick apologies for the snub, issuing this statement: "We at Google honor Easter and are mortified that our Doodle of Chavez in any way upstaged this Holy Christian Holiday. We are reviewing the way Google Doodles are chosen on a go-forward basis." The statement appeared to appease some high-profile Christian figures. "I'm not much of a fan of Google,"...
  • Google Announces The Return Of Morse Code

    04/01/2012 2:18:11 PM PDT · by GATOR NAVY · 67 replies
    gCaptain ^ | 1 April 12 | gCaptain Staff
    The QWERTY keyboard was invented in 1874 and yet it is still used today, largely unchanged. What’s more, the keyboard doesn’t come close to the speed and effectiveness of a simple technology used on ships over a centry ago… morse code. Today, April 1st, Google is introducing a new input method designed by the great-great grandson of Samuel F. B. Morse: Gmail Tap for Android and iOS. Gmail Tap takes the keyboard from 26 keys to just two. Every letter of the alphabet is represented by a simple pattern of dots and dashes, and once you know them you can...
  • April Fool's Day: 8 bit Google maps will have you nostalgic for the NES

    04/01/2012 12:38:37 PM PDT · by SMGFan · 25 replies
    zap2it ^ | April 1, 2012 | Jenna Busch
    Google has a gift for you on April Fool's Day. The site's map page has an 8 bit quest on its site, that will bring you back to the days of the NES. Nintendo fans will remember how important the maps were in 8 bit games. Now you can trek across the 8 bit world and even fight monsters. On the main page of Google Maps, in the upper right corner is the 8 bit graphic. Click on "Quest" and venture out into the country. The maps pay homage to the classic game "Dragon Warrior."

    04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT · by Danny Gelding · 177 replies
    I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts! I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them. It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning! Everyone one here is...
  • I'm Not Sure How April Fools Is Different From Every Other Day...

    04/01/2012 11:48:20 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 5 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-1-12 | The Looking Spoon
  • Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time

    03/30/2012 2:10:57 AM PDT · by SMGFan · 26 replies
    Museum of Hoaxes ^ | Museum of Hoaxes
    Note from the Curator: I created the first version of this list in the late 1990s. Back then, there was hardly any information collected about April Fool's Day pranks, so I had to do a lot of research in newspaper archives to put this together. Luckily I was in grad school, so I had a lot of spare time on my hands ;-). Over the years I've tweaked the list, rearranging it slightly and adding new entries based on reader feedback and ongoing research, but my top choices have remained pretty much the same. This list is easily the most...
  • How one Oregon lawmaker convinced his colleagues to ‘Rick Roll’ the state legislature

    04/18/2011 12:44:13 AM PDT · by dixiechick2000 · 42 replies
    Yahooooooo ^ | Apr 8, 2011 | Holly Bailey
    Jefferson Smith loves a good political joke. Early last year, the then-freshman Oregon House member from Portland was getting ready for bed when he and his wife, Katy, began bantering back and forth about what might be the ultimate political prank, something that could lighten the increasingly divisive political mood among his colleagues. As Smith recalls, the idea came almost instantly. "What if we were to Rick Roll the legislature without anybody noticing?" he wondered. And that was the seed for what may ultimately prove to be one of the most elaborate political jokes of all time: A nearly two-minute...
  • U.S. Border Patrol Replaces Guns with NLAIM Paint Markers

    04/07/2011 5:38:52 PM PDT · by moonshinner_09 · 30 replies
    AccuratesShooter ^ | April 1st, 2011 | AccuratesShooter
    The U.S. Border Patrol Agency has been ordered to “give up its guns”, starting this summer. In a surprise directive issued this morning, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), parent agency of the Border Patrol, announced that up to one-half of U.S. Border Patrol Agents will be required to turn in their firearms, starting August 1, 2011. The current issue sidearm of the Border Patrol is the HK P2000 LEM in .40 SW, but Agents many also carry rifles and shotguns. Duty Weapons will be replaced by non-lethal dye markers, similar to paintball guns. Agents to Be Disarmed in Border...
  • Practical Jokes for Liberals

    04/01/2011 7:30:11 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 14 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-1-11 | Jared H. McAndersen
    They're not all "practical" jokes, some of these are just ways to mess with them. ---------- Every April 1st send a birthday card to the Democratic Party. Tell some really hunky member of PETA that he's a beefcake (you might have better luck hunting unicorn). Accuse a liberal of plagiarizing Biden every time they burp. Go the the Sierra Club office/treehouse and hang a sign outside the bathroom reminding the tree huggers of the Golden Rule, therefore toilet paper is hereby banned from use. Attend a speech given by Rahm Emanuel, make that beeping censor noise every time he...
  • Mark Sanford for President

    04/01/2011 6:04:42 PM PDT · by jfd1776 · 14 replies
    Illinois Review ^ | April 1, 2011 A.D. | John F. Di Leo
    Mark Sanford for President By John F. Di Leo, Illinois Review, April 1, 2011 A.D. The time has come for Americans to choose a presidential nominee for 2012, and we cannot wait another year. The primary system is untrustworthy, having selected the wrong candidates more often than not; it’s time to make our choice known NOW. And that choice must be… former Governor Mark Sanford. A solid conservative and experienced manager, Sanford has the requisite two terms as governor on his resume (well, almost), demonstrating both his ability to get elected and his ability to serve in an executive capacity....
  • Stetson hat to be new Army standard headgear

    04/01/2011 3:47:27 PM PDT · by SandRat · 23 replies
    Stetson hat to be new Army standard headgear In a tip-of-the-brim nod to its American frontier history, the Army is likely to change hats again - returning to the days of the wild west and adopting a dark blue Stetson as the official head cover... Read More
  • BREAKING-Trump offers $5million for Obama's long form BC-"the ultimate proofer"

    04/01/2011 9:29:15 AM PDT · by big bad easter bunny · 24 replies
    4/1/11 | b.b.e.b.
    Trump just announced on FOX news that he is offering $5million for Obama's long form. his sister in Kenya said she will Fedex it tomorrow, she said she could use the money since Obama only sends her $20 on her birthday.
  • Americas Newest Mormon Conservative Leader – Rush Limbaugh?

    04/01/2011 9:00:22 AM PDT · by svcw · 34 replies
    The Washington Post ? ^ | 32 March 2011 |
    Rush Limbaugh confirmed today the rumor that he and his wife Catherine have been meeting with Mormon missionaries for the past few months and are seriously considering committing to the Utah based Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
  • OBAMA RESIGNS PRESIDENCY; Michelle sick of state dinners, wants simple farm life in Cook County)

    04/01/2011 8:24:58 AM PDT · by Liz · 58 replies
    The Obamas are planning to be full-time farmers b/c Michelle sick of state dinners, and having to dress in designer gowns and wear flippy wigs. She wants the simple farming life. Obama has asked friends to find a working farm in in Cook County. Michelle's WH garden has given her a new appreciation of the simple life. She has decided she has been missing out on the serenity and stress free life of a farmer. Obama's constant WH Apology Tour was getting on her nerves. Then she was in Latin America, she forget to wear her wig. The humiliation at...
  • PBS Hires Ann Coulter: Levin and Lohan to Co-Host Series

    04/01/2011 5:54:42 AM PDT · by rellimpank · 45 replies
    American Spectator ^ | 01 apr 2011 | Jeffrey Lord
    The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today, in the first of a series of stunning announcements, that its television subsidiary the Public Broadcasting System (PBS) will be replacing the defunct Bill Moyers Journal with a new weekly program, Ann Coulter's Far Out Journey. The Coulter show is one of several dramatic changes to the public broadcasting network composed of PBS and its corporate sibling National Public Radio (NPR). The changes are the result of major upheavals in the wake of the firing of NPR commentator Juan Williams and covert 60 Minutes-style videos from journalist James O'Keefe showing NPR executives...
  • Handguns for the Homeless

    04/01/2011 6:39:19 AM PDT · by Slump Tester · 11 replies
    The Supreme Court's landmark 2008 ruling, DC v. Heller, either confirmed or created the individual right to bear arms from the text of the Second Amendment, of which two versions were ratified by various states: 1.A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. 2.A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. There had long been debate as to whether "People" referred to...
  • Arm the Homeless stages a firearms giveaway for Phoenix vagrants.

    04/01/2011 6:24:43 AM PDT · by Slump Tester · 16 replies · 1+ views
    Arm the Homeless ^ | October 16, 1996 | INDA HOUSE
    Manny Marco, unemployed vagabond, tenderly loaded the last of 30 9-millimeter bullets into the spring-action, extended clip for his new Mac-10--a semiautomatic assault weapon capable of throwing rounds as fast as Marco can blink. "That's very good, Manny," coaxed Arm the Homeless firearms instructor Pete Whippit. "Now, insert the clip and rack that lever there." Marco did so, producing the wicked, unmistakable chik-chik of a freshly loaded weapon. "Okay, Manny," Whippit continued, pointing to a switch. "Now, all you need to do is flick this thing here from 'Safe' to 'Fire,' and you are cocked, locked and ready to rock."...
  • US ending its air combat role in Libya

    04/01/2011 2:11:54 AM PDT · by Jet Jaguar · 31 replies
    CBS ^ | April 1, 2011
    The Pentagon is about to pull its attack planes out of the international air campaign in Libya, hoping NATO partners can take up the slack. The announcement Thursday drew incredulous reactions from some in Congress who wondered aloud why the Obama administration would bow out of a key element of the strategy for protecting Libyan civilians and crippling Moammar Gadhafi's army. "Odd," ''troubling" and "unnerving" were among critical comments by senators pressing for an explanation of the announcement by Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Joint Chiefs chairman Adm. Mike Mullen that American combat missions will end Saturday. "Your timing is...
  • Pissant Agrees to Return To FR, Head Sarah Palin Freeper Fundraiser

    03/31/2011 10:26:44 PM PDT · by grey_whiskers · 159 replies
    grey_whiskers ^ | 04-01-2011 | grey_whiskers
    Pissant has just agreed to come back to Free Republic and spearhead what has been characterized as a massive fundraising effort, just in time for Sarah's planned announcement of her run for the Presidency.