Posted on 04/21/2022 7:59:07 AM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Im already going to be badgering them to take theirs off before they get to me not wearing one.....after all, science.
I’m flying March 9th. I double dog dare somebody to try and make me wear a mask.
I was cursed with the ‘resting bitch face’ too... bums don’t even stop me to ask for money
Seriously. She should have her license taken away.
Dentists love the mask because it brings in extra money to fix mask mouth.
May 9th?
At 60, I like employing passive aggressive “Badgering”
I would prefer to crop-dust in their general direction and when they complain I would ask, “What, mask not working?”
Or if I feel really snarky and immature that day, response could be “Oops, I think I just made a Biden in my pants”
Either way, Mask Nazis are idiots and should be ridiculed and embarrassed at every turn.
Instigating violence! Some people get punished for that.
I’d say, “Oh, I’m vaxed so you’re protected.” See what they day then.
Take a mask and put it on.
About 1 minute later, grab your chest and say, “I Can’t Breath and my chest/heart hurts!”
Then, start gasping for air and shallowly collapsing!
Back in the summer of 2021, I had pulled into my local Home Depot parking lot that happened to sit in my car for a couple minutes with the windows down to respond to a couple text messages. Some Karen literally walked probably 75 to 100 feet across the parking lot right up to my window demanding I put a mascon or close the window.
I muscled up my best fake coughing spurt I couldn’t muster and made some comment about what is annoying cough I’ve had for the last two days and maybe mention a few other Covid symptoms. She literally turned and ran to get away from me as fast as she could nearly getting hit by a truck in the parking lot. These people are certifiably insane.
I’ve mentioned this in other comments, but I have a coworker who has been doing that for a while, primarily because they are so terrified they may lose their mask or it may break, So they carry two spares with them at all times. I have not seen their face in sometime in March 2020. They still wear N 95s everywhere they go, won’t eat lunch in the break room but instead in their car and now we’re a blue surgical mask over the N 95 because they are practically the only one in the building still wearing a mask and they think we’re all trying to kill them.
At some doctor’s today, I walked in and the receptionist said I needed a mask. “It’s on the sign on the door.” I told her yes, but I honestly thought it was still up by mistake.
Why is that place different from a normal workplace, store, etc.?
Not a general doctor. Not an ENT. No one was sick in there.
Most medical people live in an alternate reality.
(Same thing - mask on 0.6% of the time in there.)
LOL.
I’ll stuff your mask up your ass.
5.56mm
My old dentist retired about 18 months ago and this outfit bought his practice. They are competent. It isn’t easy switching. All the medical offices here in Santa Clara County are nuts with the county “health orders” and I’d probably have to drive 150 miles to find one that isn’t nuts. 20 seconds of masking is a small price to pay no matter how stupid it is.
I’m flying to Colorado next week. If I have a mask wearer next to me, 20 minutes into the flight I’m gonna start with a fake hacking cough and watch what they do. Maybe I’ll video it...
I appreciate that this silliness has been an opportunity for Freepers to exercise their creativity.
Doctors offices and hospitals are required by federal law to continue forcing you and them to wear masks. Some state laws also require it. It sucks!
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