[artichokegrower]

Don’t be ordering the fudge

[butlerweave]

A Monkeypox on you

[Antihero101607]

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll pack that fudge good and tight before transit.

[John S Mosby]

And stay away from the packers. People permanently in a PUERILE infantile stage of development, frozen with fixation on their neural stimulus of the vagal nerve in the lower digestive tract. Babies who play with their pooh, and find nothing ironic about their infantile stage-— because infants cannot know how stunted they are.

[econjack]

I think this could be a very stupid move for the company.

[blam]

I’m careful who I let near my food.

[Salman]

They are doing this to taunt us.

[Lazamataz]

In a shocking display of “pride,” the startup food delivery service PostMates decided to focus its attention on the act of anal sex as a way to celebrate June’s Pride Month, which highlights LGBTQ+ people.

Lord Alfred Douglas once called homosexuality "The Love That Dares Not Speak its Name."

Now it has become "The Love That Won't Shut the F*** Up."

[Born to Conserve]

“PostMates”

There was a food chain called “Bun Boys”. No one I know had ever eaten there. I don’t see them anymore. The name just seems queer.

[UNGN]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xX96gwdKA08

[shotgun]

Let me guess, all deliveries are made through the back door?

[fhayek]

Favorite line in a gay bar...”mind if I push in your stool...?”

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

The ad discusses which foods are best to consume for healthy digestion to aid in the act of hygenic “bottoming.”

That could be the greatest oxymoron of all time.

[Tommy Revolts]

Poop Stick

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Evidently homos are incapable of thinking about anything other than where to stick their Johnsons.

[butlerweave]

so what are they doing to your food before it gets to you ,YUCK

[Jyotishi]

PostMates must be short for PosteriorMates. I’m slow, I just figured this out.

[null and void]

Don’t be ordering the fudge

Or kielbasa...

[dennisw]

All June food deliveries will come with a free side of monkeypox.

[R_Kangel]

..... Luckily I only use PosteMates for Food and not Sex ....

[thecodont]

Sodomy involves the use of the GI tract (designed for food processing) in a way not intended. Unappetizing, repulsive, revolting. Not a way to promote food products or a food delivery service.