With a whole family of our legless friends living in the ceiling, the school's problems with mice and spiders should quickly be eaten by the snakes. The mama and daddy snakes will take care of the mice and the kiddy snakes will gladly eat the spiders.
The only problem, which is the real one, is the National Education Association Communists on the faculty and the staff; getting rid of them will take far larger vermin eating snakes, like anacondas and reticulated pythons. The school immediately needs to import several of those critters to take care of the NEA communists. If any of them objects, showing anxiety, she should be told not to worry because she's just going to get big hug therapy.
To: libstripper
That sounds like the beginning of a joke:
“A Snake and a Mouse walked into a Bar...”
To: libstripper
That school needs a Honey Badger. It’ll take care of the mice and snakes.
3 posted on
09/25/2022 11:11:44 AM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: libstripper
It’s kentucky...stop complaining and clean it up!!! Geeeez...that’s your biggest problem??
4 posted on
09/25/2022 11:11:58 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: libstripper
You should see the school bus...
5 posted on
09/25/2022 11:12:02 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: libstripper
I once worked in an office building that had squirrels
living in the drop ceiling. We had to keep our lunches
in a filing cabinet when there was no more room in the fridge.
To: libstripper
Sounds like a job for the Turtle Man.
7 posted on
09/25/2022 11:14:14 AM PDT by
hardspunned
(former GOP globalist stooge)
To: libstripper
Hey! Leave the rat snakes alone! All they want are the mice!
8 posted on
09/25/2022 11:19:55 AM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: libstripper
My son and I were having lunch at the Stanford Golf Course restaurant some years ago. It has an open ceiling with nice open trusses. SPLAT! A mouse fell off the truss and landed on the floor right next to us, knocked out cold.
9 posted on
09/25/2022 11:21:00 AM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“I used to be nothing but a Deplorable Clinger, but I've been promoted to Brigadier Ultra-MAGA”)
To: libstripper
Better snakes and rats than NEA members teaching their squalid and very smelly agenda.
Not even close to kidding.
Remember, one can easily rid the snakes and rats. Liberals won’t let you do that with the teaching snakes and rats.
To: libstripper; Daffynition
Sounds like a drop ceiling.
11 posted on
09/25/2022 11:23:34 AM PDT by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man.)
To: libstripper
Anywhere south of the Mason Dixon line...
Look before you sit on the “throne.”
5.56mm
15 posted on
09/25/2022 12:01:04 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go.)
To: libstripper
I have big ol’ black snakes in my attic. They keep the mice population down.
16 posted on
09/25/2022 12:11:51 PM PDT by
ryderann
To: libstripper
18 posted on
09/25/2022 12:47:23 PM PDT by
GreenLanternCorps
(Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Atsk about franchise opportunities in your area.)
To: libstripper
Send them to Martha’s Vineyard.
20 posted on
09/25/2022 1:28:09 PM PDT by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: libstripper
21 posted on
09/25/2022 1:40:08 PM PDT by
njslim
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